People cannot leave shit alone. Studios are just pumping out remakes of everything you just to tug at people's nostalgia feelings.

On that note, Smith is again trying to make Clerks 3 happen. Randall turned him down last time but the oblivious fuck thinks a rewritten script will change things. Doubtful.

Jeff Anderson is the unsung hero of the View Askew world. Unlike literally everyone else he knows, Anderson’s not going to appear in whatever garbage he craps out just because he’s worried he’ll cry about it.

Either that or he wants more money than he’s worth (he deserves more than Dante but not much more).

Randall's his best character & that's largely down to how Anderson is pretty much the character anyway. He was the jock that Smith bugged to do Clerks & apart from that & Clerks 2 he's given him fucking nothing much really. I don't remember a line of his from that sack of shit Zack & Miri and he was in the main cast.

Hes not much better than Dante but the dudes delivery & lines are pretty much the only things that make me laugh with his old movies nowadays.

His only line I remember was something about being "frosted like a birthday cake" when that girl shat on his face. He was behind a gun store counter in Dogma

I remember he was a white supremacist. He had a few good lines. I thought Jeff was the one who'd basically nixed the new clerks by saying he doesn't want to do it

He did about 2 years. But now that Afflecks in this upcoming abortion & with Smith rewriting clerks 3 he thinks he can get Randall back. He should just let it die.

Right after clerks 2 maybe. But now? You're right. Time to let it go

Oh cool a stoner movie in 2019, check out the empties maaaaaan

Dude...WEED!

Jay and Silent Bob are still stuck in the early 90s

They’re not aware that they’re probably 50 years old trying to act like how a “cool” high schooler in 1993 would act

Anyone that watches that needs to be murdered

A complete lack of creativity and talent

Fat lesbian is now thinner lesbian.

It appears to be a cashgrab

Shannon Elizabeth still has a couple of years of being fuckable.

Now THIS is what audiences were absolutely clamoring for. Good job, Kevin Smith! You are absolutely NOT an embarrassming hack. However, I do like Jason Mewes' too-big-for-his-mouth dentures.

Say 'absolutely' again

Kevin Smith is an old queer. Too bad his heart attack didn’t take.

Great, another movie (like it's predecessor) aimed solely at his diehard fagbase & full of inside jokes and references that require you to have seen most of his previous output.

Because that's exactly what casual audiences & studios love. Shouldn't this prick be trying to make something more worthwhile after at least 10+ years of fucking stinkers? A lot of his older shit ain't holding up too well as it is.

When he was making these movies, they turned enough of a profit that studios didn’t care if he pulled in a general audience. His fat beardo fanboys were enough. I don’t think that’ll be the case this time.

Unbelievably cringe.

It's that guy with the "Dick Tastes Yummy" sign

I can't wait to hear all my retarded coworkers tell me how this movie looks good. I wish kevin smith would just go away.

they both look like late stage cancer patients now

like Kevin Sullivan with AIDS

jay looks like a crackhead why are all his teeth the same size

yes it's shit.

I'm embarrassed that I ever liked the View Askew shit. I have a feeling if I were to go back and watch those movies they'd be just as cringey and awful as this trailer.

Tusk good