I just realized Joe Cumia has such smooth skin compared to his feeble minded brother and his leather faced grandma girlfriend.

It DAWNED on me that he most likely pays strangers for their cum and he uses a paint brush to coat his body and face. Joe Cum-ia. He is constantly stewing in semen. Literally marinading all day in a soupy cum bath. Just stewing his fat old body in the salty treat for pure vanity. What a vile sack of cum soaked shit.

Ol'salty Joe. You can smell him all around town. His squishy shoes slushing around in jizz. This guy just loves cum and drinking it. That's why he's so fat now. He's gotta be throwing back 2 gallons a day, easy. True story Joe Rogan, I'd tell you if I was lying, genuinely.