Dress shoes? Made out of the skin of countless, helpless bovines, who are just trying to get their calves to the pasture on time by hoofing it down the livestock trail? Well that's a little dogie I just can't move along.

12  2019-07-24 by JoeCumiasFryingPan

8 comments

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-24

Is that a leather belt?

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-24

Faux leather. I shot my best friend.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-07-24

I can't tell here but he is either 4'9 or 6'3

1  Attonitus1 2019-07-24

"I don't know what to do with my hands"

1  ellencakehorn 2019-07-24

From the Master Po Collection

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-07-24

Yeah I wear tennis shoes because I'm still rock n roll, dude, no matter how much the Man tried to bind me in his prison of dress-shirt formality.

1  RealElMaximo 2019-07-24

“Something something speak truth to power.”

1  OlGravylegz 2019-07-24

tiny little baby feet and hands that reach his knees