"She hit herself with a plastic sippy cup"

I'm literally stunned at this comment.

How can anyone be this stupid at his age? I can't comprehend it.

Joe Cumia is the stupidest man in the United States of America.

Roe beat herself all the time. It was actually she who threw the spaghetti plate. She also forced joe sr to take shitty jobs and move constantly. Joe sr and sloe joe are victims.

It was Ro who abandoned herself for the last 5 terrified years of her life

”Ayo night I dindu nuffin dat bitch hit herself for real yo”

-Joseph Cumia

So so so so when we call him a liar in future, as long as we prefix it with 'pathological' he's OK with it? Good to know.

reminder: Bovine Joe has bragged about passing a lie detector test while lying, and he was probably lying about that too.

"Those images were manipulated on imaguurr, your honor."

"These are clearly archive dot org links..."

"No they're not!"

damn I need to wake the fuck up, I read that as "she shit herself"

....you're thinking of Carol, who's a squirter.

But also can’t control her sphincter because she’s so old

As we all know, most women suffering domestic abuse are actually hitting themselves and then making their guy take the fall for it. And he wonders why the court sided with her

Imagine the discipline it would take to hit yourself in the face with a frying pan hard enough to leave a mark for the police. You either need to have an ironclad will (something I doubt a either a woman or someone who dates Joe Cumia possesses) or be psychotic to override your brain's self-protection mechanisms.

I actually believe him that he didn’t hit her with a frying pan. It’s funny to say that he did, and I’ll keep saying it, but I seriously doubt it happened. Imagine someone hitting you in anger with a frying pan. That would cause some serious damage.

Yeah but you see how weak the cumias are joes soft little arms dont pack much force i mean the guy shaves his legs. Joe is like fighting a fat frenchmen under water.

A C-felony charge was ACOD’d after I got tape of her best friend admitting that she whacked herself with a plastic cup for the purpose of getting me put out of the house I bought with an A of P.

Careful Kiddies... it happens a lot, and With a POS like Dominic Barbara as her attorney I was warned by my atty that it would happen. It did.

Do a search on my past. No mention of any domestic issues...Nothing about Army in lieu of jail, nothing about any of your cawfee tawk. Some of you are truly ‘tarded.

What pasture are you in that has WiFi?

Will you discuss this on the ‘cast?

Yea kinda funny how there’s NOTHING about army in lieu of ANYTHING. Except a stupid slack jawed pic and more of your pathological lies. Fuck yourself ya Valour stealing , cud dealing, pedo defending pickaninni

So you didn't smash a woman in the face with a frying pan?

You just went down a notch.

Her best friend said it and that was accepted? No possible way. You're a dumb fucking lying mook, Joe.

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I’m more than happy to clear things up and end the gossip once and for all. Where’s the DD-214?

Anthony said on radio that it was a frying pan. Getting those stories conflicted, eh nigger Cumias?

It's no lie that Joe Cumia told a fabrication to the beautiful Judge Milan