"Let me tell ya, Joe Rogan, I've seen HUNDREDS of cats pissin' on moonroofs in Bergen New Jersey over the years. I'd call the mayor of the city and confirm it, but the guys a busy man, Joe Rogan."
Back in 88' the whole county was covered in cat shit dog! I mean Joe Rogan, when I tell you cat shit was everywhere, it was coming out of our ears dog. My hand to god cocksucka
I mean these cats were vicious Joe Rogan! Fucking savages! Back in the 80s we were literally covered in shit 24/7 dog. Cat shit, rat shit, bat shit. You name it Joe Rogan, I was covered in it. Fucking guy sold me 3 G's worth of dog shit, I was high as a kite Joe Rogan. And this is 1980's dog shit dog. Tremendous
Rogan, for all his faults, isn't a liar (in the sense that he wouldn't post straight up lies on instagram), and I can't believe that someone would track down his truck specifically and do this. So I believe him that an animal of some kind shit/pissed on his truck.
I'm just so glad this happened though. I use the podcast app Overcast and every time I go to add a new podcast, it shows me recommendations, and it always ALWAYS recommends his stupid podcast to me, with that awful maniacal grin logo. I fucking hate, hate, hate, hate that maniacal grin that he does.
So I'm glad some kind of animal shit and pissed on his truck. I hope it wiped that outrageous clown smile off his face.
18 comments
1 J-Bradley1 2019-07-24
How does a cat piss on a sunroof?
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-24
"Let me tell ya, Joe Rogan, I've seen HUNDREDS of cats pissin' on moonroofs in Bergen New Jersey over the years. I'd call the mayor of the city and confirm it, but the guys a busy man, Joe Rogan."
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-07-24
Back in 88' the whole county was covered in cat shit dog! I mean Joe Rogan, when I tell you cat shit was everywhere, it was coming out of our ears dog. My hand to god cocksucka
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-07-24
I mean these cats were vicious Joe Rogan! Fucking savages! Back in the 80s we were literally covered in shit 24/7 dog. Cat shit, rat shit, bat shit. You name it Joe Rogan, I was covered in it. Fucking guy sold me 3 G's worth of dog shit, I was high as a kite Joe Rogan. And this is 1980's dog shit dog. Tremendous
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-24
He's such a liar!
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-24
Rogan, for all his faults, isn't a liar (in the sense that he wouldn't post straight up lies on instagram), and I can't believe that someone would track down his truck specifically and do this. So I believe him that an animal of some kind shit/pissed on his truck.
I'm just so glad this happened though. I use the podcast app Overcast and every time I go to add a new podcast, it shows me recommendations, and it always ALWAYS recommends his stupid podcast to me, with that awful maniacal grin logo. I fucking hate, hate, hate, hate that maniacal grin that he does.
So I'm glad some kind of animal shit and pissed on his truck. I hope it wiped that outrageous clown smile off his face.
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-24
At least he got rid of that freak bitches audio from all of his clips
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-07-24
Joe Rogan eats poop
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-24
Missy the cat shit bandit strikes again
1 yanggang707 2019-07-24
Isn’t joe too short to operate a car?
1 TheElDan 2019-07-24
Why do you think he didn’t notice the poop at first?
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-07-24
It's actually a go cart truck he was driving
1 feedfatrick 2019-07-24
Fuck that faggot, he blocked me on Instagram for trolling the comments which “he doesn’t read the comments, ever”
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-24
Hahahahahahahahahhaha
1 SpergLord5000 2019-07-24
Cats really are divine creatures.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-07-24
Just seeing "Liked by estherkuku" is giving me a hardon. Fucking queen.
1 Terahite 2019-07-24
This made my day. Thanks.
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-24
it's revenge for all the ones she ate