What show? Opie Radio? I find myself saying "YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!" whenever one of my pals enters the room.

I sometimes do the "Chip Snort" whenever I tell an intentionally/"ironically" lame joke.

Also, when I'm buying something:

"Are you using a Chip card?"

"Wassat?"

Yeah i hope bad things happen to you

Oh, they have, trust me

I like your style dude. Please share some stories of your misfortunes

Please share some stories of your misfortunes

• GF of 10 years dumped me, while pregnant with our first kid (but she miscarried it a few months later, so...all good?)

• Heroin addict overdosed and nearly died in my bathroom a few days ago

• My drinking problem has steadily gotten worse, to where I've missed work one day, due to a hangover, and had to leave early another.

-:My bank cancelled my account, because I cashed a check for someone I hardly knew, because turned out they were "fradulent checks"

• Recently turned to using Cocaine to deal with all my issues, which is giving my $$$ a good "rogering", as Jim would say _______________________________________________________________________________

("I got lost along the way")

Lotta fawkin’ problems in your life sniff

Wow, you are one pathetic loser. At least you're not Jim Norton

you are one pathetic loser

Can't argue with you there

At least you're not Jim Norton

Right. At least I own up to my failings in life. Jimmy runs & ignores them completely, and if someone starts to bring it up to him,

"Turn down his mic"

"Sir, you're panicking"

(Motions for Sam to end the call)

"See, he hung up"

Jim’s a millionaire just a heads up loser.

Yeah but he hangs up on callers on his radio show so who's the real loser here?

Probably shouldn’t cash checks for someone you barely know, stupid.

You’re hitting the beats of life that a lot of people go through, someone you know ODing. Getting hooked on come. You sound like a sucker though that check things a little ridiculous. But count your blessings, your ex had a miscarriage. So quit being a negative Nancy.

When theyre not around, I call my fellow female coworkers 'slits.' A fantastic line from the destroyer

You stink on ice. It's an observation

I call people Brotherman on a reg.

Also I say SO-ci-e-ty everytime I say society.

Nice post, stupid.

Guess I forgot to laff

Even though I have nothing but contempt for anyone associated with O&A, I catch myself saying "Do ya?" sarcastically.