Nice cell phone. I'm sure working in a capitalist society didn't help provide the means to procure it.

Lotta child slave labor went into that fawkin phone.

burp

She’s fat

I would love to bash her phone with a hammer and cut her bun with a sickle .

Women are so incredibly unfunny that it blows me away.

If that were the actual bit I'd be thunderstruck at how incredibly good they were at it.

I can find 50 randos on tbe street in about 10 minutes that are funnier than this bitch.

Her voice fucking sucks- also, nice opener cunt.

Oh my god, I've seen TedX talks that had more content than this shit.

I'm Jewish. lolz

I have never laughed at something a woman said.

How about if they said they were dying?

I still wouldn't laugh, and more be annoyed because you know in their last dying breath they are hoping to say something profound. And that's just not possible.

It seems I have found someone new to hate.

So funny I forgot to laff

I genuinely wonder how comedy became a magnet for unfunny people. Was it the Bush years? I don’t like politicizing everything but this kind of shit is only possible with a “safe space” mentality

My only guess is that a bunch of very liberal people became attracted to comedy from 2000-2008 when a large portion was making fun of Bush and Republicans. Then they adopted safe space ideas when they became fashionable

And now we have women in comedy

The over saturation in the market is so incredible. Jon Stewart set a bad precedent though. I blame him.

I remember during those years every annoying typical liberal knew the catch phrase 'People don't get their news from ABC/Fox anymore they get it from Jon Stewart' -- they'd say it kind of smug too like they thought knowing that made them a mover and shaker thinking about it still makes me mad -- so all these untalented fucks listened to that and thought well I need to do what he does.

Next thing we know we've got 10 shows doing the woke infotainment bit.

They wanted to be like Jon Stewart but they had none of the comedic talent or intelligence and are incapable of bashing their own side unless it’s safe - like how it’s safe now to bash establishment democrats because of Bernie Sanders.

Bush 1 was great times for political humor.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/george-h-w-bush-supports-dana-carvey-cold-open/2872690

Funny or not, at least it wasn't "Uhhhhh trump is like destroying the earth uhhhhh"

How hard is it to memorize a routine where 90% of it is “Soooo anyway ummmm yeah, I uhhh read somewhere that uhhh...” Lazy bitch. Standup sucks now.

Shane Gillis and Mark Normand are the only good acts left. Everyone else fucking blows.

That is a female version of being on a date with female gay jim norton.

Why do these types of leftists always seem to end up living in in the bowels of the most capitalist places on Earth if they hate it so much?

Women are only funny when they're being raped

Fucking irritating to listen to with that vocal fry.