He also thought the equator is about 90 miles from Florida

Is that when he thought Cuba was a different hemisphere and that also going to Cuba is a lavish experience

Cuba is a total shit hole. I have not gone but was on the verge when a really good friend went and said it was total dog shit. Got his wallet and phone stolen. Almost no internet. Food mostly shitty. And my friend doesn't stay at shit places so I know he went to one of the higher rated places there. I'll pass.

Its fancy if you're cumio rich

Cuba is awesome if you're not a total fruit. If you stay at some shitty resort you'll have a shitty time. But there are nice resorts, literally perfect beaches and Havana is a fucking blast.

You know where else also has nice resorts, gorgeous beaches, and Cubans, but also drinkable water and a stable government? Florida.

It’s a pretty good place if you want child prostitutes without getting arrested

IE, pretty good if you’re a Cumia

Yeah. Perfect if you're human garbage.

Yeah I already said that

Always belittle your lessers, Sir Sodomy

It sure is. Why would anyone be embarrassed to be seen on stage with him??

Jealousy brotherman

Joe has that big dick energy so yeah, maybe Milla picked up on it

Milla jovavich and meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You obviously aren’t 6’1”.

beating a lie detector expert and machine.... by staring at a fucking doorknob.

Joe couldn't help but fixate on something that was smarter than him.

Sometimes when I've had a really shitty day or when everything just seems to be going completely wrong in my life, part of me wishes that I could go through life as oblivious and carefree as Joe. To be able to just ignore everything around me no matter how fucked up life is and think that I'm just this smart, successful, charming king of a man. To always feel like I'm winning no matter how much of a loser I really am.

But inevitably Joe will always go on to do something so stupid and embarassing that I come to my senses and realize that going through life that way is a fate worse than death, and that being miserable is definitely preferable.

What's the Mila story?

The story is that I want to kiss her little titties.

No, no, no. It is ME, who wants kiss her little titties.

He took a picture with her and since like all tiny actresses, she is child sized, he liked and said it wasn't that she is short but actually he who is tall, 6'1", and that she was interested in dating him but he had other places to go and their schedules conflicted.

He was 100% serious. He was DEFF not joking.

And MEEEEEEEEE

Schedules clashed

Not now bitch! I'm OWNING these redditards online right now

Carol? Hi, this is hollywood actress Milla Jovovich. I'm not making any threats, but hold on to your man. Love him and treat him right. The star of six Resident Evil films is not a homewrecker, but bitch if you give me the opportunity you will not get another chance at his love.

That fucking tweet makes me want to hold him down and vomit in his mouth.

She looks very uncomfortable for some reason.

She looks very uncomfortable for some reason.

I think the reason she's hunched over is because was touching her in a weird way originally so she shifted her body to get him to reposition his hand higher up.

Man, you missed a pretty good bit. We had some fun with that one. It gave birth to the joke about how being 6'1" is the most superior attribute one can have. It allows you to do anything you want.

It's great for hiding those 200 extra pounds of greasy fat, too!

He is also a veteran and has made millions through radio. The fact that, those millions did not reach his bank account, does not matter.

the Blue Oyster Cult thing is understandable because he's retarded, but actually legitimately thinking Milla Jovovich wanted to out with an unemployed fat bald random man 20 years her senior is fucking bizarre