Things I would like to do to Joe Cumia if I ever met him in real life.

8  2019-07-23 by ILoveWhores69

  1. Loop my finger through one of his gay earrings and yank his entire head downwards, while slapping his stupid face with my other hand as I control his head with the earring finger grip
  2. Punch him in his diseased liver while he tries to gain composure, hopefully his shit sunglasses fly off at the same time
  3. Pin down his hag wife and give her a rough fuck her in front of him (she wants a real man, not a TRT patient)
  4. Kick him in the shins and push him around
  5. Smash him over the head with one of his fake Chinese guitars
12 comments

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-23

Pin down his hag wife

Come on bro. Dont do this to me. I'm really not in the mood.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-23

I bet your pussy smells disgusting tonight in that damp Florida heat m'lady

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-23

Its actually cloudy and cool out and I just washed it. I wore loose linen pants w no panties today and let it breathe.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-07-23

Like rubbing your dick between two alligator skin purses

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-23

I'd try to convince him to replace Keith the Crook as CEO of Ant's media company and take over that operation

He is not only the most professionally qualified, but also most passionate choice to lead Compound Media

His brother needs him desperately and the fans want it to happen as well...

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-23

Joe doesn't have the balls

1  throwawawyy2 2019-07-23

Idk man people forget he served and has 4 very successful cover bands. More experience than keith for sure.

Sometimes you need balls to take whats rightfully yours. Lord knows if joe has that though. Doesnt seem like it.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-23

You're overestimating Joe. Even Keith is smarter and younger with higher test. levels. Fat slow Joe couldn't outwit Keith or muscle him out.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-07-23

Bro im telling u everyone underestimates joe but i think he has the potential to be staggeringly cunning. Hes a schemer. Keiths a cop, the person getting schemed.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-23

Opie

1  amotionactor 2019-07-23

Take his 82nd airborne hat off his head, fill it up with dirt and put it back on his head

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-23

I like this one very much