A Latin gentleman shot a black kid and Anthony went all crazy over it. This culminated in him getting beat up and possibly raped by some scaffolding and then fired for being a pussy. Opie went on to make millions in the field of scat pornography.
The singer looks so incredibly bitter and pissed. It must’ve been the worst night of his professional life.
Just imagine:
-you’ve been a rock star for 40 years
-multiple international hit records
-if you had a lick of business sense, you’d be set for life once you hit 40, and you’ve spent years regretting that fact.
-many many things go terribly wrong for many many years, and you find yourself playing some terrible little gig in god knows where New York for shit money.
-you’re dressed like some dumbass boomer frantically holding on to any shred of youth, and what’s worse, you acutely aware of it.
-you just want to go to bed.
-you’re tormented by one question, “why didn’t I save my money?”
-just when you think it can’t get any worse, some asshole named Joe Cumia comes on stage to play rhythm guitar.
-He’s the embodiment of every fat boomer cover band player that’s ever cornered you in a bar.
-the first song he plays on, everyone’s ear monitors are blown out by his full volume guitar.
-instead of politely strumming chords, this asshole is shoehorning his own riffs and solos into the songs.
-you can’t hear the drums or even your own voice.
-ask him to turn his guitar down
-he looks you right in the eye and keeps playing his own licks while doing some kind of stiff legged dance move.
-after another couple minutes, you can’t take it any more and literally turn the volume down yourself.
-He looks you right in the eye again and bemusedly mouths “sorry” like your his friend and it’s all in good fun.
-he continues to strut and play self
-Finally boot his dumb ass on stage as a last ditch effort to save your mental health.
-finish the hell gig
-see Joe Cumia backstage with an iPhone in his hand; selfie app pulled up.
Joe turns and sees you. His eyes light up and he tightens his grip on his phone.
-“nice set, brotha,” he says with an enraging self satisfied smirk.
11 comments
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-23
I'm coming around on the Joe, what can I fawkin tell ya? Who knew this guy had belch had such star power?
1 sprimusp 2019-07-23
Giving The Tranny His Due
1 tranthasourus 2019-07-23
I missed this whole thing but it looks hilarious can some give me the scoop
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-07-23
A Latin gentleman shot a black kid and Anthony went all crazy over it. This culminated in him getting beat up and possibly raped by some scaffolding and then fired for being a pussy. Opie went on to make millions in the field of scat pornography.
1 tranthasourus 2019-07-23
I heard this part I’m wondering about the BOC stuff
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-23
The singer looks so incredibly bitter and pissed. It must’ve been the worst night of his professional life.
Just imagine:
-you’ve been a rock star for 40 years
-multiple international hit records
-if you had a lick of business sense, you’d be set for life once you hit 40, and you’ve spent years regretting that fact.
-many many things go terribly wrong for many many years, and you find yourself playing some terrible little gig in god knows where New York for shit money.
-you’re dressed like some dumbass boomer frantically holding on to any shred of youth, and what’s worse, you acutely aware of it.
-you just want to go to bed.
-you’re tormented by one question, “why didn’t I save my money?”
-just when you think it can’t get any worse, some asshole named Joe Cumia comes on stage to play rhythm guitar.
-He’s the embodiment of every fat boomer cover band player that’s ever cornered you in a bar.
-the first song he plays on, everyone’s ear monitors are blown out by his full volume guitar.
-instead of politely strumming chords, this asshole is shoehorning his own riffs and solos into the songs.
-you can’t hear the drums or even your own voice.
-ask him to turn his guitar down
-he looks you right in the eye and keeps playing his own licks while doing some kind of stiff legged dance move.
-after another couple minutes, you can’t take it any more and literally turn the volume down yourself.
-He looks you right in the eye again and bemusedly mouths “sorry” like your his friend and it’s all in good fun.
-he continues to strut and play self
-Finally boot his dumb ass on stage as a last ditch effort to save your mental health.
-finish the hell gig
-see Joe Cumia backstage with an iPhone in his hand; selfie app pulled up.
Joe turns and sees you. His eyes light up and he tightens his grip on his phone.
-“nice set, brotha,” he says with an enraging self satisfied smirk.
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-23
Dude was born in 44 so he isn’t even a boomer. He’s trying to pass off as a boomer which is even sadder
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-23
People born in the late 40’s-60’s are the literal definition of boomers.
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-23
I know... 46-64. I can’t tell if you’re agreeing with me or not because I said nothing false
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-23
Sorry, I joe’d out.
1 titbiggers 2019-07-23
I've met 16 year old boomers my guy... Being a boomer isn't anout the year you're born. It's a lifestyle.