My favorite part is around 4:50 when Bovine Joe just completely steps over the lead with his own horrible lick that sounds like shit. Joe, you have a smooth brain and you suck.
What was up with that awkward pat on the head he gave the lead singer. Probably asserting his manliness and enforcing the fact that he is "6ft1" and "does anyone have a problem?"
What makes this even funnier is that Joe is actually a pretty good guitarist, he probably could have been pretty successful, but he's just so dumb that he can't even play properly with a band. It's obvious the entire crew wants him off the stage.
Pretty good is going to far. There’s a thousand better guitar players in shitty Buffalo, NY. They didn’t have a millionaire brother to mooch off of though so they had to get real jobs.
I love that, going into the guitar solo (1:52) , the singer had to (on mic) tell Joe to “let Buck take it now”. He was glaring at Joe as he said it, because he knew Joe was about to try to take the lead.
Oh my God .... lol Then Joe completely ignores him, plays even louder, so Bloom gives 'im the *"What the fuck are you doing??" look, then goes over and has to physically turn down Joe's volume himself.
I love how he's prancing around like he thinks he has the stage presence of Jimi Hendrix when he actually just looks like an elderly brain damage patient that got this gig through Make-a-Wish
Joe really thought that he was up there amongst equals. You can tell he’s trying to shake his old hips like he’s done this a million times with these guys.
Meanwhile, his guitar is twice as loud as anything else on stage, and it totally pissed everyone off.
You know the way Joe sees it, we give him a hard time online, but like Rich Vos, it’s undeniable that he rocks on stage.
If you’re playing a big venue (this ain’t it) I would guess it’s nice to fill more of the stage with something and it also fills the sound out more. I know for a while Alice Cooper had three guitar players.
God fucking damn. I didnt think he was really, truly this fucking deluded in thinking of himself so highly. He looked like he was gonna shit himself when the dude with the lime green guitar showed up to run Joe's fat fucking ass off.
He really is a hateable, fat goose who constantly shits golden eggs. OOOOOF.
44 comments
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-07-23
Thanks. The song is fucking garbage. More so since Joe played it live.
1 Tranthydavisjr 2019-07-23
My favorite part is around 4:50 when Bovine Joe just completely steps over the lead with his own horrible lick that sounds like shit. Joe, you have a smooth brain and you suck.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-23
What was it he mouthed there, "sorry?" And he doesn't turn his guitar down and also does the exact same shit again.
1 Tranthydavisjr 2019-07-23
Yeah, he's a selfish fuck. This is the guitar equivalent of him riding in the emergency lane in a traffic jam.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-07-23
What kind of asshole would do something like that?
1 Rum_Raisin_Relapse 2019-07-23
Looks like he says sorry to the other guitar player for messing up a riff while completely ignoring the singer.
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-07-23
Just watching that fat idiot lumber into frame at that timestamp. I’m fucking crying, genuinely.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-23
Lol @ 3:40 when the lead singer turns Joe's amp down because he wouldn't do it himself
1 toe_trigger 2019-07-23
The death glare he gives the lumbering retard just before he does it is gold.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-23
Haha, didn't notice that. This video is a goldmine.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-23
Joe Cumia's stupidity is the gift that keeps on giving.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-23
This is for the HATERS who say Joe doesn't have a job.
Look at him being a rock star and shit.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-07-23
What was up with that awkward pat on the head he gave the lead singer. Probably asserting his manliness and enforcing the fact that he is "6ft1" and "does anyone have a problem?"
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-23
I love how many times he looks over to the other guitarist, trying to get something going, and gets COMPLETELY ignored.
1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-23
What makes this even funnier is that Joe is actually a pretty good guitarist, he probably could have been pretty successful, but he's just so dumb that he can't even play properly with a band. It's obvious the entire crew wants him off the stage.
Imagine being too dumb for rock and roll.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-07-23
Pretty good is going to far. There’s a thousand better guitar players in shitty Buffalo, NY. They didn’t have a millionaire brother to mooch off of though so they had to get real jobs.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-23
Moo Oyster Cult
1 PretzlKing 2019-07-23
I love that, going into the guitar solo (1:52) , the singer had to (on mic) tell Joe to “let Buck take it now”. He was glaring at Joe as he said it, because he knew Joe was about to try to take the lead.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-23
Oh my God .... lol Then Joe completely ignores him, plays even louder, so Bloom gives 'im the *"What the fuck are you doing??" look, then goes over and has to physically turn down Joe's volume himself.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-07-23
Good lord this is just embarrassing. His guitar is so fucking loud.
1 Ex_Lives 2019-07-23
When did this happen? I hate him and this and I want to know why he couldnt just be a team player, as well as if any negative consequences came of it.
1 MemeAnalzyer 2019-07-23
Brother Homo Joe is looking completely oblivious
1 JimNortonsHonesty 2019-07-23
Dave Moostaine.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-23
Yngwie Holstein
1 Crossings_in_mist 2019-07-23
James Heftfield
1 awol_ab 2019-07-23
Good to see Joe wearing his finest call of duty shirt for the occasion.
1 Joe_Cumias_DD214 2019-07-23
He’s always such a sloppy looking negroid.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-23
Fucking bow legged shitdick cow
1 PunchedDolphin 2019-07-23
I'm a professional musician. I can assure you all that Joe is too loud and also making a buffoon of himself.
1 GenedelaHotCroixBun 2019-07-23
I love how he's prancing around like he thinks he has the stage presence of Jimi Hendrix when he actually just looks like an elderly brain damage patient that got this gig through Make-a-Wish
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-07-23
Joe really thought that he was up there amongst equals. You can tell he’s trying to shake his old hips like he’s done this a million times with these guys.
Meanwhile, his guitar is twice as loud as anything else on stage, and it totally pissed everyone off.
You know the way Joe sees it, we give him a hard time online, but like Rich Vos, it’s undeniable that he rocks on stage.
Guess again dumb dumb.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-23
Why have more then two guitarists on stage?
I understand having one on lead and one on rhythm, but what does the third one do???
1 Skip4play 2019-07-23
Bass would be the third. Its the fourth one at the end that proves he was shit and needed a replacement.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-23
I was just taking about non bass guitars. A 3rd regular guitarist is just silly.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-23
The third one comes in at the very end to save the band from being stampeded.
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-23
Play too loud and get scolded by the lead singer.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-07-23
If you’re playing a big venue (this ain’t it) I would guess it’s nice to fill more of the stage with something and it also fills the sound out more. I know for a while Alice Cooper had three guitar players.
1 sprimusp 2019-07-23
Frank Crappa.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-07-23
and the Mothers of Dementia
1 yabbadabbadough 2019-07-23
Lindsay Buckinghamsandwich.
1 Christopher_Barton 2019-07-23
LOL HE IS SO FUCKING FAT NOW
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-23
This is like when you play video games with a sibling and their controller isn't plugged in but they think they're playing.
1 TacolasCage 2019-07-23
Gotta hand it to BOC for this Make A Wish moment and letting this cancerous retard on stage
1 tandemi 2019-07-23
God fucking damn. I didnt think he was really, truly this fucking deluded in thinking of himself so highly. He looked like he was gonna shit himself when the dude with the lime green guitar showed up to run Joe's fat fucking ass off.
He really is a hateable, fat goose who constantly shits golden eggs. OOOOOF.