Two Cumias just stole my truck! You fuckin' believe that shit?

60  2019-07-23 by ManbadFerrara

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I don't want to be kissing Joe Cumia over here.

Anthony's got personality. I mean, you could see how a white girl could fall for a guy like that.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Pedophile. To me, being a Pedophile was better than being President of the United States.

One day some of the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta abject fear.

They stole a trailer full of vibrating eggs.

The way I saw it....everybody took a biting sometimes.

If you ever see Goodfellas on the big screen, check out the freeway in the background here. It’s all modern day cars, but the scene takes place in the 60s.

The trucker is comedian Bob Golub who was on an episode of Tough Crowd and called Vos stupid.

You know who goes to jail, Karen? Nigger Cumias. You know why? Because they lose fist fights with their child brides.

I'm asking ya for a favor, Keith. I do a lot of favors for you, don't I? I'm tryna bang this fuckin child, ya wanna help me out?!

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies. He was a reeeeeaaaal problem.

Right after I got here I ordered a 12 year old with daddy issues and all I got was a confused boy with bolt-on tits.

“What do I know about the restaurant business? All I know is you sit down and kids spit in the meal.”