I used to have a ferret named Clyde who I one day left alone for 4 minutes with a beach ball, and when I left the room he was just knocking the ball around having a grand old time, and then when I came back the ball was completely deflated and the entire, 100%, not 99% but the whole entire fucking nozzle you put your lips on to blow up the beach ball was just gone. Vanished.
And I don't know why he did it but probably because ferrets are retarded animals. But he ate that whole fucking rubber nozzle.
And I thought, well, Clyde's fucking dead. I don't have $3,000 for exploratory surgery.
But then a day or so later he just ripped a terrific fart noise and shit all the little bits of it out. A fucking transparent ferret turd.
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1 Officer_McGrady 2019-07-23
That guy is way cooler (and probably smarter) than Slow Joe Cumia.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-23
Let them eat the buttons. It'l pass.
I used to have a ferret named Clyde who I one day left alone for 4 minutes with a beach ball, and when I left the room he was just knocking the ball around having a grand old time, and then when I came back the ball was completely deflated and the entire, 100%, not 99% but the whole entire fucking nozzle you put your lips on to blow up the beach ball was just gone. Vanished.
And I don't know why he did it but probably because ferrets are retarded animals. But he ate that whole fucking rubber nozzle.
And I thought, well, Clyde's fucking dead. I don't have $3,000 for exploratory surgery.
But then a day or so later he just ripped a terrific fart noise and shit all the little bits of it out. A fucking transparent ferret turd.
And he was fine and lived several more years.
Poor lit'l mug was just curious asumptin