He looks like he's wearing a black burlap potato sack with Call of Duty printed on it. He struts around like a peacock and tries to make the song about him. The lead singer looks like he's trying to turn down Joe's amp at two different points after telling him right out of the gate to turn it down. Gets a few dirty looks and then some young guy comes out to drown him out and stand in front of him. Amazing stuff.
And then does his "I'm so sorry! š Better keep going though, don't want to use these three second breaks to adjust my guitar or amp."
OMG I MISSED THAT TOO! Then he goes to the guitarist with some hand gesture who then tosses his head back like "THANK FUCKING CHRIST!"
I also really enjoy 4:22 when he fucks up like four notes in a row and just goes "ah fuck it, I'll palm mute instead". And then 4:43 when Joe must have some dumb cow face on because the tech shoots him a glare and the sarcastic, Yeah.. that's great! face.
Joe will busy himself with DCMAs, but the problem is there are just so many re-uploads. Seems like itās better to keep him busy and that way he feels like heās āfighting the manā.
Joe is deeply bothered by us pointing out that Blue Oyster Cult hates him. This will be DMCA'd soon. And he immediately downvotes every post or comment about it. Let's keep up the good work, fellas.
He apparently just removed it completely from youtube. I think the video had been up for several years and within a half hour of this post linking to it, it's gone. Ha Ha Holy Shit and all
It sure looks like it's their tech. He must have prepped a guitar and took to the stage. He gives Joe a serious dirty look as well. I'm ALL IN with the guitar tech guy.
Joe probably figured he was auditioning for them. Thatās why he made such an over the top ass of himself. Itās all very stupid of course but thatās Joe for ya.
This was hilarious to watch because it shows that Joe even lacks awareness around the rockers whom he envies. He has that douchey G.E. Smith from SNL guitar face throughout this performance that just makes me feel a deep cringe.
41 comments
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-22
He looks like he's wearing a black burlap potato sack with Call of Duty printed on it. He struts around like a peacock and tries to make the song about him. The lead singer looks like he's trying to turn down Joe's amp at two different points after telling him right out of the gate to turn it down. Gets a few dirty looks and then some young guy comes out to drown him out and stand in front of him. Amazing stuff.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-22
Samcro joe got cucked by houngan guitar gui.
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-22
He got the collector's edition of the game and paid CASH.
1 Der-Giftpilz 2019-07-22
Joe always finding ways to embarrass himself, his fingers are too fat from peeling all those potatoes
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-22
Has someone saved this video so when he does take it down, it can be reuploaded?
1 _TheOpster 2019-07-22
https://streamable.com/n023o
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-07-22
What a fucking ham handed idiot.
1 Populer_lar 2019-07-22
Holy fuck.
Hahahahaha.
What a stupid asshole. Hey Joe, you're a joke. You're a joke.
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-22
Wooooooow. As an amateur guitarist I have SO much to say. But the obvious stuff:
a) he fucks up playing no fewer than five times what is essentially a basic blues riff
b) he fucks up the lyrics through the entire, I guess, performance
c) asshole, when the lead singer of a legit band tells you to turn your shit down, USE THE GODDAMN VOLUME CONTROL KNOB
d) I love that he tried to ham it up and no one wants to play along
e) ANOTHER goddamn Call of Duty shirt?! Does any Cumia ever dress older or more stylish than an angsty mall teenager?
f) even if you were playing an arena, WHO NEEDS A FIVE CABINET RIG FOR AN EVENT WITH A MIXING BOARD, MONITORS, AND IEMs?!
Even if the guitar tech who outplays, outcharms, and establishes mod rapport in 15 seconds uses two of them...
That still makes you the asshole wannabe who buys the expensive gadgets for his hobby in place of working on his craft.
For shame, my dude, for shame.
1 _TheOpster 2019-07-22
That's one of my favorite parts. It's around 13 or 14 seconds in. The singer is telling him "turn your shit down, the fuck you doing"?
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-22
And then does his "I'm so sorry! š Better keep going though, don't want to use these three second breaks to adjust my guitar or amp."
OMG I MISSED THAT TOO! Then he goes to the guitarist with some hand gesture who then tosses his head back like "THANK FUCKING CHRIST!"
I also really enjoy 4:22 when he fucks up like four notes in a row and just goes "ah fuck it, I'll palm mute instead". And then 4:43 when Joe must have some dumb cow face on because the tech shoots him a glare and the sarcastic, Yeah.. that's great! face.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-07-22
Jesus, Joe.
1 ilumty 2019-07-22
does he sing about crime statistics
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-22
Joe will busy himself with DCMAs, but the problem is there are just so many re-uploads. Seems like itās better to keep him busy and that way he feels like heās āfighting the manā.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-22
Joe is deeply bothered by us pointing out that Blue Oyster Cult hates him. This will be DMCA'd soon. And he immediately downvotes every post or comment about it. Let's keep up the good work, fellas.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-22
He apparently just removed it completely from youtube. I think the video had been up for several years and within a half hour of this post linking to it, it's gone. Ha Ha Holy Shit and all
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-22
Lol, fuck.
1 greygooser 2019-07-22
I get āthis video is unavailableā, looks like heās taken it down
1 Detective_Vic_Mackey 2019-07-22
Isnāt that their guitar tech who takes the stage to drown out Joe?
It couldnāt get worse for Joe.
Although the video game shirt alone is bad enough he goes ahead and does everything else.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-07-22
It sure looks like it's their tech. He must have prepped a guitar and took to the stage. He gives Joe a serious dirty look as well. I'm ALL IN with the guitar tech guy.
1 Twatsmash 2019-07-22
Look the way he makes the ācutā gesture with his throat then points at Joe. He must absolutely despise him.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-07-22
Thatās their actual guitarist
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-07-22
Exactly. I think he was off camera to the left. Richie Castellano is his name and he's a respected and talented player, unlike Joe.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-07-22
Yup Richie is a good dude
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-07-22
This video is unavailable unlike Brother Joe who has a completely free schedule.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-22
We know you're here lurking, Joe. You fat bald old cunt. Used to flap your gums until Danny showed up and then you turned pussy. Fucking old fag.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
That Kurt Love thing really hit him close to home. Bobo's home.
1 ClintonsEatsBabies 2019-07-22
Aaaand it's gone
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-22
But now it's... back. Hmm.
1 ClintonsEatsBabies 2019-07-22
Jesus Christ. Everyone on stage hates him lol
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Everyone in the crowd hates him. Everyone at home hates him. The revolving door of 2U fake band mates all hate him.
1 ClintonsEatsBabies 2019-07-22
It's funnier that he was invited and they treat him like a rich guy's son who's dad paid for the band so they have to put up with his shit for a song.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-07-22
More like blue oyster dolt, amirite fellas?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Line of the day
1 ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-07-22
yep
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-22
Joe probably figured he was auditioning for them. Thatās why he made such an over the top ass of himself. Itās all very stupid of course but thatās Joe for ya.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
He thought this was his Mark Wahlberg moment
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-22
Unavailable. Remember, Joe Cumia lives here, and on welfare.
1 FedallahX 2019-07-22
see above link
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-07-22
"Oh, I see you're one of THOSE guitarists".
I RULE. No talent like a pussy, shitty Chinese guitars and I pay CASH.
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-07-22
This was hilarious to watch because it shows that Joe even lacks awareness around the rockers whom he envies. He has that douchey G.E. Smith from SNL guitar face throughout this performance that just makes me feel a deep cringe.