That's why these feminists yelling about "manspreading" piss me off. That's how my fucking hips work, stupid. How all men's hips work, or else we'd all crush our balls and we'd all die out as a species.
Of course Sam doesn't have to worry about that. You can close your legs like a woman when you got a piss balloon baby dick and nuts the size of raisins.
I was gonna say he looks like a homosexual bum. I think it’s important the homo part comes first.
From the shoulders down he looks like a suburban soccer mom
It's a line from Seinfeld because Faggot Sam is standing next to a Seinfeld nostalgia food truck and also why Sam is holding Junior Mints, another Seinfeld reference.
I’m not allowed to post about canaries or the faggots lock it, I guess I’ll find the exact same image of Joe to post for the 2500th time this week with a new wacky caption. Hey guys have you heard Jim Norton looks like a worm? Ha ha ha he he. The mods here are Canary hating faggots, and are more prone to censorship than the old sub. 🖕🏻 sensitive faggots.
Sam loves getting shape ups and shit like the nigs, you’d think he’d get a beard cleanup too. There’s no way Jess doesn’t off her asshole to men at the grocery store.
Hows he manage to fuck up a beard that badly. It looks like hes one of those wolfman babies with hair that completely covers their face but someone shave from the peak of his head down to his nostrils and just stopped. Its not like a full mountain man type beard but its not a defined shaped and groomed beard either. What a trainwreck
He doesn't know what he's doing. Sam is a very ugly man.
He needs to except it and shave his head, maybe grow SOME facial hair, but not all of it, it's too much.
i get that some people don't care about their look and just wear whatever but this is not the case. he puts effort into this but i have no idea what the fuck is he going for here.
i can't process the fact that this man grooms his hair and face regularly to look like this. does he have vision problems? body dysmorphia? is he actually retarded? is it hip to look as unpleasant as possible in NYC nowadays? what the fuck is going on here?
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1 Separate_Possibility 2019-07-22
hips like a woman.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Hips, stance, attitude.
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-07-22
small penis and balls.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-22
Sam is packing 4 on a good day.
1 VowedMalice 2019-07-22
T values
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
That's why these feminists yelling about "manspreading" piss me off. That's how my fucking hips work, stupid. How all men's hips work, or else we'd all crush our balls and we'd all die out as a species.
Of course Sam doesn't have to worry about that. You can close your legs like a woman when you got a piss balloon baby dick and nuts the size of raisins.
1 clashing-kicks 2019-07-22
A lot of tendies went into those. He earned them.
1 [deleted] 2019-07-22
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1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-22
Drives like one too
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-22
He looks like a homeless homosexual
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-22
I was gonna say he looks like a homosexual bum. I think it’s important the homo part comes first. From the shoulders down he looks like a suburban soccer mom
1 GenedelaHotCroixBun 2019-07-22
And from the shoulders up he looks like a toilet brush
1 jsnoots 2019-07-22
"Barry Manilow sucked mah dick, he's got a beagle named Bagel...I'm the original Golden Buns..."
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-22
Precambrian hobosexual
1 1073WAAF 2019-07-22
Joon yer m’nt
1 sprimusp 2019-07-22
Nice purse
1 jsnoots 2019-07-22
European Carryall.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-07-22
Fag Bag.
1 sprimusp 2019-07-22
You must have one
1 jsnoots 2019-07-22
It's a line from Seinfeld because Faggot Sam is standing next to a Seinfeld nostalgia food truck and also why Sam is holding Junior Mints, another Seinfeld reference.
1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-07-22
Has the body of a quadriplegic
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Body of a faggot.
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-22
Very astute.
1 schmuckOnWheels 2019-07-22
This thing has procreated twice
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Or so he claims....
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-07-22
He dressed like a high school girl that collects mood stones
1 LamarandDolores 2019-07-22
Nigga got hips that sashay
1 suirogerg 2019-07-22
I can’t wait for this thing’s downfall.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
He might be squirmy enough to s6tuck around. He'll be working for wwe full time in the next couple years.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-22
Also he’s obscure as fuck. I just hate the thought that Sam escapes un-damaged
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
Be the change you want to see in the world.
On an unrelated note, I know where you can order some unmarked handguns and skimasks.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Can we start with panda bears?
1 Fuxgreat 2019-07-22
The bearded woman
1 ClintonsEatsBabies 2019-07-22
Reminder: if you have a tattoo so does this guy
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
You don't need Sam to reinforce the fact that getting tattoos is for fags.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-07-22
Exception is for guys with barb wire tattoos around their bicep. It's says "Hey, watch out. This guy is one tough cookie!"
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
Also tortured artists with twin guitars and comedy/tragedy masks. Those are pretty bad ass.
1 SpaceEdgesBestfriend 2019-07-22
Such a unique take, what a hot post.
I’m not allowed to post about canaries or the faggots lock it, I guess I’ll find the exact same image of Joe to post for the 2500th time this week with a new wacky caption. Hey guys have you heard Jim Norton looks like a worm? Ha ha ha he he. The mods here are Canary hating faggots, and are more prone to censorship than the old sub. 🖕🏻 sensitive faggots.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Who's being sensitive?
Calm down little buddy.
1 [deleted] 2019-07-22
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1 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-22
Canary... Islands? Melon? The bird?
Please tell me you're volunteering to be a human carbon monoxide detector.
1 [deleted] 2019-07-22
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1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-22
Sam loves getting shape ups and shit like the nigs, you’d think he’d get a beard cleanup too. There’s no way Jess doesn’t off her asshole to men at the grocery store.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Would love to smash Jess.
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-22
Me too. There’s absolutely zero way she’s sexually satisfied at home. She’d probably be a crazy animal in bed.
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-22
There’s no way this creature has ever pleased a woman.
1 SlimAustin 2019-07-22
Sam is a man whose body language is perpetually effeminate. Look at that fucking stance... it screams "I go per sitting down!".
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-22
That big forehead is where men rest their testicles.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
Confirmed?
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-22
Yes according to reddit
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-07-22
Imagine getting bullied by this guy.
1 AxelSpott 2019-07-22
Hows he manage to fuck up a beard that badly. It looks like hes one of those wolfman babies with hair that completely covers their face but someone shave from the peak of his head down to his nostrils and just stopped. Its not like a full mountain man type beard but its not a defined shaped and groomed beard either. What a trainwreck
1 varamyr6skin 2019-07-22
He doesn't know what he's doing. Sam is a very ugly man. He needs to except it and shave his head, maybe grow SOME facial hair, but not all of it, it's too much.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-07-22
Him getting far makes me so happy.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2019-07-22
Looks like somebody got bored shaving an ewock.
1 Wolosocu 2019-07-22
How is it possible for a beard that full to look that awful?
1 itsclivepeters 2019-07-22
Someone kill this faggot. It'll be dark when he starts work.
1 HeckinNlgger 2019-07-22
i get that some people don't care about their look and just wear whatever but this is not the case. he puts effort into this but i have no idea what the fuck is he going for here.
i can't process the fact that this man grooms his hair and face regularly to look like this. does he have vision problems? body dysmorphia? is he actually retarded? is it hip to look as unpleasant as possible in NYC nowadays? what the fuck is going on here?
1 edgars_teeth 2019-07-22
His rapid physical deterioration pleases me infinitely
1 amotionactor 2019-07-22
I can’t even tell if these are photoshopped anymore
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Look how hard his talon is working to heft the weight of that box of mints
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-07-22
sam hate is the only thing that can save this abomination of a sub at this point
1 bwaitforitjones 2019-07-22
That forehead is FUCKED
1 cuntrariann 2019-07-22
You know he saw this Seinfeld sign and sprinted 4 blocks to get Junior Mints so he could take this picture.