Anthony, why don’t you post the mugshot you took after beating up your girlfriend and make jokes about that? This fucking loser is still LARPING as a law abiding proper American citizen
I've noticed people who consider themselves or have comedian in their bio, enjoy just posting quick quips to feed their ego or convince themselves they are putting out content. Their flocks usually smash like without even thinking about what they've actually just witnessed so it's a win, win. You see this a lot with the top tier political humorists who just respond with "oh, like yourself?".
Ew, he’s turning into an old gossipy yenta, expecting us to know who the fuck he’s talking about.
We don’t know who that is, Anthony. We don’t spend all day watching E! and reading tabloids. At least give us a hint. Or don’t, nobody gives a shirt about you or your gay obscure references.
Imagine being paid millions of dollars to laugh all day with some of the funniest people on the planet and meet hundreds of celebrities and then give it all up because you find ethnic crime statistics to be more entertaining.
Ant puts more effort into trying to be hilarious on Twitter than he puts into his paywall-protected show. It's obvious that it means way, way more to him than the show does. He spends hours and hours each day scouring the web for retarded news stories to comment on, but puts maybe three minutes of prep work into his actual show.
35 comments
1 2Shirts4life 2019-07-22
he must have a new egg
1 4stepsbackward 2019-07-22
Maybe it needs re-charging.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-07-22
It opens up and you put your dick in it.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
He was trying to pretend it was a Tenga egg.
1 johnajapanda 2019-07-22
He wants to put D size batteries up his ass?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-22
Hahha HL shit *felony strangulation
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-22
I about felony strangled my cock looking at her
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-22
Anthony, why don’t you post the mugshot you took after beating up your girlfriend and make jokes about that? This fucking loser is still LARPING as a law abiding proper American citizen
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-22
You should reply to his tweet with that pic
1 LittleTonyDevito 2019-07-22
Done and done
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-22
You mean the one he used as his business logo for nearly 2 years?
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-22
Another brilliant business decision by Keith. No foresight about inquiries from guests or whatever media shows an interest in the show.
“What’s that mugshot all about?”
“I bit and stomped out my 87 pound child bride.”
1 Mikekekeke 2019-07-22
When she wants to do homework instead of watch Goodfellas again you just got to choke her out.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-22
It's so, so funny. He thinks it's one of those "iconic" mugshots, like Hendrix or Sinatra's.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-22
He's saying battery in the physical assault sense. Like he'd bite her hand as Joe smashes her face with a frying pan.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-22
you finally made yourself useful
1 floatingoften 2019-07-22
He needs lots of batteries for his anal toys and assumes everyone else needs some also.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-07-22
Probably 'sounding'. Weird people are putting AA and AAA batteries in their pee holes now for mental illness reasons I'm assuming.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-07-22
He's still hilarious.
If you don't get it then it's your problem, buddy.
1 sprimusp 2019-07-22
An artist doesn’t explain his art.
1 Skank_Sinatra 2019-07-22
And an Artie doesn't retain his nose.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-22
nana threw it all away so that he could post nonsense like this.
1 treefortcumia 2019-07-22
I'm beginning to really dislike that greasy wop.
1 SpiralStatic90 2019-07-22
Fake news. Profile pic over 13, not Cumia approved.
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-22
I’d put it in her mouth.
1 Boxocox696969 2019-07-22
Too real? Is this the kind of humor they appreciate in nasa control rooms?
1 PigRoachAmySchumer 2019-07-22
He got arrested for battery.
1 LvL99BlackMage 2019-07-22
I've noticed people who consider themselves or have comedian in their bio, enjoy just posting quick quips to feed their ego or convince themselves they are putting out content. Their flocks usually smash like without even thinking about what they've actually just witnessed so it's a win, win. You see this a lot with the top tier political humorists who just respond with "oh, like yourself?".
1 Nuwanda84 2019-07-22
Ha ha ha hooo leeee shiiiii
1 spolrak123 2019-07-22
Her face is kind of egg-shaped
1 Seize_The_Chilidog 2019-07-22
Ew, he’s turning into an old gossipy yenta, expecting us to know who the fuck he’s talking about.
We don’t know who that is, Anthony. We don’t spend all day watching E! and reading tabloids. At least give us a hint. Or don’t, nobody gives a shirt about you or your gay obscure references.
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1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
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1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22
Imagine being paid millions of dollars to laugh all day with some of the funniest people on the planet and meet hundreds of celebrities and then give it all up because you find ethnic crime statistics to be more entertaining.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-22
Ant puts more effort into trying to be hilarious on Twitter than he puts into his paywall-protected show. It's obvious that it means way, way more to him than the show does. He spends hours and hours each day scouring the web for retarded news stories to comment on, but puts maybe three minutes of prep work into his actual show.