What AntH and Jim offer a 16 year old

30  2019-07-22 by pephix

I was at a birthday party on Saturday for a neighbor and they have a 16 year old daughter I have known for a few years.

If we take into account that she is just like all 16 year old girls, I cannot imagine a single one enjoying listening to a drunk 58 year old pockmarked cave dwelling batman villain, quote lines from an episode of Colombo that originally aired before her parents were even born. Or listen to him do an impression of Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High, a movie that she probably never heard of. Or listen to Black Sabbath.

20 comments

1  Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-07-22

The illusion of riches

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-22

Well, he offered an iPad to an underage girl.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22

Plus he was willing to talk and maybe even kiss her 😘

1  Icon_Crash 2019-07-22

But he doing anything illegal, so that's OK, right Joe?

1  SirSodomy 2019-07-22

LEGAL PUSSY ONLY

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-22

He also offered them to elderly up to their 80, but don't be 81 or you are just another libtard nig fag

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22

Actually I hate to end your whole career but Missy said she is a ColomboPhile and that she thinks there's no special place in Hell for whoever took it off TV Land. And I'm sure she didn't just repeat what Anth said to try and get a raise.

1  GreekIsExtra 2019-07-22

I know the fag is broke, but surely he can part with 60 bucks for the complete collection, ad free, on DVD and not cry like a bitch about it not being on cable.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-22

Thanks deep discount!

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-22

Hey my good man, I too am stuffing from ED and generally soft penis, do you happens to know any product that may solve my problem?

1  Icon_Crash 2019-07-22

I think I heard about some sort of dick spray, and it's anal friendly. I wish I knew where I heard about it.

1  DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-07-22

neighborhood birthday party

Is it just you and the other dads cracking cold brewskis by the aboveground pool?

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-22

DUUUUUUUDE

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-22

He was going in the jacuzzi and he had one demand before

1  Popblawo 2019-07-22

Jim Norton 9/11

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-22

Aside from the imbalance and predatory element of trying to woo a 16 year old, I can't imagine a 58 year old who could stomach listening to their bullshit. Fuck, I'm glad I don't have to listen to 25 year olds anymore.

1  ScarletNumbered 2019-07-22

How does she look?

1  LamarThePotato 2019-07-22

You're completely out of the game dude..

1  Superbad415 2019-07-22

What about, maybe even kissing?

1  Superbad415 2019-07-22

Nice title, stupid.