Attell after Patrice died: “How many paid to see him? Everyone loved him for free. Hate to be a douche, but we got a purple suit and a gigantic coffin to buy. Enough hemming and hawing. We got bills to pay.”

60  2019-07-22 by CiviliansCivilian

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Well sorrrrrry but he never came to my town that has more cattle than people Dave or I would have.

Poor lit'l mug never got to see a late-night freakshow jubilee

My town has a lot of cattle too, but they don’t like when you call them that

So you guys are from Port Jefferson Station, too? Wokka Wokka!

We know

I prefer after Patrice's stroke when they brought on all his friends, Norton said he was glad none of the west coast comics said anything stupid when they found out that secret. He was still mad they had made fun of him for having a bodyguard.

I saw him, but the tickets were comped. He was performing with Thin Bob Kelly.

And now they're both ever more vague memories.

Wow, that chain smoking Jewish fella really tells it like it is, doesn't he fellas?