Why is Anthony just wearing a white shirt with no pants?

Uncontrollable bladder. No pants no problem.

nice bowlegged shaved legged sandle stance

Joe is a shaved ape. Minus the strength, and smarts.

Joe looks like Sig Haig

With 0 of the room presence

I had no idea Brother Joe was hooking up with Sandy Kane, is this whole family "Star Fuckers"?

Nigga’s ribs hurtin

Dawn makes that same face every time. She's clearly terrified

Look at Dawn's tiny little fingers. Those teeny little hands have tried to repel the advances of these degenerates so many times...

Vape Naysh

I laughed for about a minute straight when I saw carols face.

What? Looks normal to me

Nah, they used one of those snapchat filters to make her look younger.

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Guess I forgot to laugh

The teeth clinking really sells it.

Is Dawn a prostitute?

This sub shits on Carol way too much! Here she is coming between Joe and Dawn, trying to protect her from his fondlings, even though she knows she's going to get the frying pan when they go home.

Carol all ready to seduce Anakin Skywalker to the dark side.

Unlimited squirting!

Dawn is hot, but in my mind she is like what I think most Italian women are, especially from Long Island: smelling like bad cheese, cheap perfume, and ass.

Wait a second... Is that nigga holding a vape pen?

The downfall of /r/opieandanthony all makes sense now...

It's the same one that Eric uses. Legends vape alike.

Latter-day Danny Wells-lookin nigga

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So was the threesome, that Ant didn't want brought up in divorce court, between himself, a bovine lummox, and their sister?

Nice sandals, faggot.

Nice tits hanging out of your shirt, faggot.

Goddamn, I'm never looking at turkey bacon the same.

Fucking mutants