I'm pretty sure lezzies just wear men's clothes. Stupid.

I'm gonna leak a clip from her special here.

"Hello. I am a lesbian. I like women because I'm a lesbian. Have you ever notice when you go to the store to buy lesbian groceries, you never see a product with a lesbian couple on it? I mean lesbian are lesbians and when all is said and done, I'm a lesbian too."

Crowd roars.

Lesbimen feel the need to declare their major the very second you meet them. It's so aggressive.

I got a good one.

"Have you ever noticed how lesbians make up 1% of couples but account for over 50% of domestic rape and abuse incidents?"

"Have you ever noticed how lesbians make up 1% of couples but account for over 50% of domestic rape and abuse incidents?"

I knew that, but I get my news from O&A sub reddit comments, so I'm generally woke about these kinds of things.

Lez be fair. dude looks like a lady. I mean...

Is she a lesbian?

Hard to tell.

It's best to take a blood sample. If the blood is bright green, you got a rug muncher on your hands

I’m glad to see that she is looking particularly old and emaciated these days.

Nice hair, stupid.

"I thought a store was something but it wasn't."

That's enough for her to have a career and she probably still thinks she's oppressed.

But dude. Beaver means pussy

Guess I forgot to laahf.

Nice calling your own joke a "gem" stupid

OI WAS ROIPED STOP LAFFIN

Who is this guy?

John mulaney

I mean, she’s actually writing a joke, funny or not. Even though it was somewhat sexual it’s more than just:

SEX. VAGINA.

thunderous applause

I would never say something unkind to you Sir Sodomy. You're my moral compass.

Oh, Mr. Frying Pan, I’m flattered but you’ve made a poor choice making me your moral compass

I'm with you. Not the world's greatest joke, but it's better than bragging about being raped.

What a gem.

Why is that hand so cripply

Lesbians have to really overwork their hands. And it shows.

Dennis Leary looks healthier.

I don't get it.

I'm in Canada and about half the women here are lesbian, clothes shopping should be easy. This joke might work in Syria, but not here.

As a gay leaf myself, Beavertails are food trucks and stands. You would not confuse that for a clothing retailer. I hate lesbians and will continue to until I die.

Nice unflattering picture, stupid.

Just looking at her face you can tell she is mentally unstable. We all have this innate ability. Young children are probably instinctively scared of her because she shows signs of volatility and they'd deem her as unsafe.. Her face screams "I'm on anti-depressant and anti-anxiety medication".

Great stuff....