I don't hate Joe and I don't want to say a single bad word about him but in 2016 I went to see a 2U show and when I tried to feed this son of a bitch a marshmallow, he grabbed my arm, pinned me against his cage, and proceeded to strip the fucking flesh off me.
Just to be transparent, his handlers had to beat him about the face and neck with bamboo shoots for over 14 minutes and I didn't really care for that part of the show. My forearm was mangled and ky Springsteen request was ignored.
Him wearing that hat at someone's wedding really, really makes my fucking blood boil. Not only were they paying him to be there but I guaran-fucking-tee he just decided it was acceptable to wear it, despite none of the other men attending wearing hats, because he thinks he's earned some sort of right to be an inconsiderate cunt because he peeled potatoes while serving during the easiest time period to have been in the military in the history the fucking country. What's even more galling is that you can be sure everyone there was annoyed by him wearing it but no one wanted to be negative on what's supposed to be a day of happiness for the people getting married and their families. Way to take advantage of the people paying you, bovine faggot. I hope Layla gets married to some shit skin and a gas line explodes in the middle of the fucking service and severely burns everyone attending as comeuppance for your selfish faggotry. Fucking cunt.
He wants everyone everywhere to know that he "served his country", which essentially amounted to him taking a tax-payer funded sky diving vacation during peacetime.
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1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-21
I don't hate Joe and I don't want to say a single bad word about him but in 2016 I went to see a 2U show and when I tried to feed this son of a bitch a marshmallow, he grabbed my arm, pinned me against his cage, and proceeded to strip the fucking flesh off me.
3/5
He's no Hendrix
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-21
Just to be transparent, his handlers had to beat him about the face and neck with bamboo shoots for over 14 minutes and I didn't really care for that part of the show. My forearm was mangled and ky Springsteen request was ignored.
1 BergStonewall 2019-07-21
No Hungry Heart for you brothaman!
1 Populer_lar 2019-07-21
Joe was stillborne.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-21
If only
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-07-21
His hat should say dunce
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-21
His face says it.
1 xterraroc 2019-07-21
Mouth open... shocker!
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-21
Remember when he took the IQ test and posted it here like he was dunking on all of us?
1 xterraroc 2019-07-21
Oh yeah and he paid CASH to take it.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-21
I heard it was COMP’d
1 Fartpooof 2019-07-21
Enjoy your clams cocksuckers
1 smashthafunk 2019-07-21
Then Knights of Columbus were real head breakers, true guineas
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-21
Nobody cares that you jumped out a few planes during peacetime back in the early 80s, Joe. Nobody fucking cares.
1 revolvingmonk 2019-07-21
Him wearing that hat at someone's wedding really, really makes my fucking blood boil. Not only were they paying him to be there but I guaran-fucking-tee he just decided it was acceptable to wear it, despite none of the other men attending wearing hats, because he thinks he's earned some sort of right to be an inconsiderate cunt because he peeled potatoes while serving during the easiest time period to have been in the military in the history the fucking country. What's even more galling is that you can be sure everyone there was annoyed by him wearing it but no one wanted to be negative on what's supposed to be a day of happiness for the people getting married and their families. Way to take advantage of the people paying you, bovine faggot. I hope Layla gets married to some shit skin and a gas line explodes in the middle of the fucking service and severely burns everyone attending as comeuppance for your selfish faggotry. Fucking cunt.
1 DumbCowJoe 2019-07-21
He wants everyone everywhere to know that he "served his country", which essentially amounted to him taking a tax-payer funded sky diving vacation during peacetime.
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-21
Tbf, he did serve his country. Hash browns and mashed potatoes. French fries were above his pay grade.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-21
I’m so happy that Insecure Joe had to pull this video down.
1 late_50s_why 2019-07-21
moooo
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-21
This was at a proper wedding, by the way. Fucking stunad.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-21
That feeling when when?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-21
"DUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR44"