To think she spent so much time on set with Brooke Shields and learned nothing of righteousness.

To think, the only person to get the best of Patrice was the star of Furry Vengeance.

I wonder if /u/beigefrequency will watch this and report back.

I for one can’t wait to not watch this. I’m looking forward to never seeing it.

Beige has some serious mental fortitude to sit through these awful specials so we don’t have to.

what I've seen of that Brendan Schaub special is so bad, it's insulting

That looks truly, truly terrible.

Nice plastic head stupid

Giraldo eviscerated her on that one roast. Probably the meanest thing I’ve heard said to a woman-thing.

What did he say?

it's on the Joan Rivers Roast

Fucking great. Didn't even acknowledge her as he approached the dais.

They’re really playing up that she was detained at the airport for six hours like it was some life-shattering event. I mean, it sucks and it is bullshit, but if that’s the worst thing that happened to her, I don’t want to hear about her persecution for two hours.

I like how she didn't give a fuck about all the people that's happened to since 9/11; but as soon as it happens to her it's a National Tragedy and Must Be Stopped.

I bet you has a Nappy Mare's Nest between her legs like all fucking gingers