No no I'm listening, red pill blue pill, got it.

81  2019-07-20 by C_Mo

5 comments

Come on, man. I didn't tell Cypher to motherfuck you guys. Genuinely.

When I put this viking penis in my mouth, the Matrix is telling me that is juicy and delicious. And you know what I think? Faggotry is bliss

These are getting creative

"You think that's air you're breathing, Jim?"

"... what? No, yeah I got it."

One life, you're Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, pay your taxes, and so your mom...I know your mom was killed, right?