r/opieandanthonyxyz: Ugly worm Jim Morton thought he had a chance.

Ugly worm Jim Morton thought he had a chance.

43 2019-07-20 by Officer_McGrady

29 comments

1 smashthafunk 2019-07-20

"I'm genuinely happy for her. I'd tell you if I wasn't. Also, I need female energy in a personal trainer."

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-20

Needs someone to show him how to make the most of his menopause

1 Populer_lar 2019-07-20

His body language with photos of Kelsey tell you everything you need to know.

Look at how he's nuzzling up against her in this photo, completely shunning the male comic despite them both being equals.

Jim wanted her. He thought he was getting somewhere. He thought he had a good chance.

Guarantee Kelsey will no longer be on Jim & Sam now that she's married. Jim is a worm.

1 HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-07-20

I can’t imagine being banned from Jim’s show will hurt her ticket sales. I’d be surprised if they had more listeners than ant at this point. Ant sucks, but people will pay money to listen to an idiot repeat tell them that blacks are bad. No one it turning in for the 1000th milquetoast interview with a porn whore or wrestler.

1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-20

Did he ban her? If so I humbly suggest we turn our attentions away from Grazer Joe for a few minutes and really smash Jim's incel asshole.

1 Single_Action_Army 2019-07-20

I'm sure Jim would greatly appreciate that though

1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-20

Is that a male comic? Because I think that's the singe from Godsmack.

Poor little mug gots snakes in his brain and shiznit.

1 Populer_lar 2019-07-20

Oh I didn't recognize him so I just assumed it was generic, unknown, unfunny comic #4902490249

1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-20

I actually am not sure I recognize him either. I just remember the singer of Godsmack is called Sully and that picture of the guy reminded me of Scott Ian from Anthrax.

All I did was put 2 and 2 together.

I didn't confirm a goddamn thing.

1 RapistWithHIV 2019-07-20

We get it, Big Jay, you know a lot about shitty bands.

1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-20

Now let's talk about wallet chains

1 kingship75 2019-07-20

Wallet chains!? What are we, five?

1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-20

It is the singer from Godsmack.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-20

Scott Ian is not a shredder. He's actually a pretty shitty guitar player. He's also a 4'11" Jew, he's married to Meatloaf's ugly daughter and I think Anthrax sucks so if he got brutally murdered tomorrow I'd be glad.

1 absultedpr 2019-07-20

Boooooooo

1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-20

Also, when you said "He thought he was getting somewhere" it made me instantly play a clip of Dazed and Confused in my mind's eye of the fat kid who against all odds got a hot chick's attention and then his two svelte, lithe friends cockblock him and make him go with them and he goes "AWwww! Come on, guys! I was makin' it!" And then one of his better looking and more popular friends goes "Haha, look at Fatty, guys. He was makin' it."

Fuckin' funny little cunt. He WAS "makin it,'" but smashing him in a whiny voice for saying that while you needlessly and pointlessly cockblock him during his only chnace at greatness, just because you aren't pulling anything down, is really funny as fuck.

1 mayomayomayomayomayo 2019-07-20

What the fuck are you babbling about?

1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-07-20

IDK

1 Separate_Possibility 2019-07-20

He's bringing Sam to the wedding.

1 turdstew 2019-07-20

Damn even Mary Jean turns him down now?

1 kingship75 2019-07-20

I hope Mary Jean goes to the wedding with Jim, but leave with a groomsman.

1 KPIH 2019-07-20

Her tits get bigger everytime i see her