Seriously imagine being that cringey. Like the plane just took off and there was some turbulence or whatever and the attendants come out for drinks and some bovine idiot makes some retarded gesture to his hat, “because of this hat, I understand regular airplane turbulence in normal”, and for them to not just fucking cringe on sight. And this guy is 60 years old without any actual military experience outside of the kitchen. What a fucking embarrassment. Honestly the Cumia family could have teetered on normal in the end. Even with grandpa Tony’s rampant pedophilia. But joe’s bovine idiocy turned them into possibly the biggest joke of a family unit to ever live.
Post it on r/lgbt with a story about how it's your deeply closeted uncle who just recently was brave enough to come out and he's proudly wearing the hat you bought him.
15 comments
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-20
Wow, nice find. I bet Joe would like to take this one back.
1 Persianschlong 2019-07-20
🎶people round the ranch....join in.... it's just a ram train..ram train🎶
1 HahaIHaveNoIdea 2019-07-20
Ralph?
1 amotionactor 2019-07-20
Seriously imagine being that cringey. Like the plane just took off and there was some turbulence or whatever and the attendants come out for drinks and some bovine idiot makes some retarded gesture to his hat, “because of this hat, I understand regular airplane turbulence in normal”, and for them to not just fucking cringe on sight. And this guy is 60 years old without any actual military experience outside of the kitchen. What a fucking embarrassment. Honestly the Cumia family could have teetered on normal in the end. Even with grandpa Tony’s rampant pedophilia. But joe’s bovine idiocy turned them into possibly the biggest joke of a family unit to ever live.
1 Attonitus1 2019-07-20
The Stewardess came over and told me a guy in first class had sucked 15 dicks on his trip to NYC so I pointed at the hat.
1 TheRealEl2 2019-07-20
😆
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-20
When he toured a dairy farm and the guide showed them how cows are milked, he pointed at his pendulous swaying udders.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-20
When they went through the fields all the crows landed on Carol
1 Jungies 2019-07-20
"So I pointed to my pea-sized brain"
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-20
Post it on r/lgbt with a story about how it's your deeply closeted uncle who just recently was brave enough to come out and he's proudly wearing the hat you bought him.
1 suirogerg 2019-07-20
This is great
1 of_lower_stock 2019-07-20
Who shopped the "ish" into this?
1 Populer_lar 2019-07-20
This and the one where he bragged about going to the dentist without wincing (or whatever the fuck) were enough to make me hate him.
1 kingship75 2019-07-20
Joe pays CASH!
1 Skip4play 2019-07-20
No need to shoe tap this guy in the bathroom stalls. Just whip you cock out and he knows what to do.