Fucking Episcopalians. Get rid of em.

He's obviously referring to Presbyterians. Damn Scots!

I assume they have big noses, the question is are they wide or long?

It's Artie Lange, but the answer depends on the day.

Can Artie blow his nose up like an elephant seal?

comedians. these people are not funny and need to do something constructive with their time.

The term "comedian" has become so muddied anyway.

"Hey guys anyone else hate trump?"

Thunderous applause and laughter.

"Anyone smoke weed?"

Thunderous applause and laughter.

Comics are trash now.

Put your hands together for da baby mama in the audience

The don't want to work

Anime studios that aren't on fire?

If only the chipson studio was on fire