all these shock jocks talk about tits, and not one of them has a chick with tits bigger than a c cup.

Shocker: they're all gay

She looks like she’s made of Tupperware.

Can you imagine kissing that old Jew? I mean, describe it in detail, if so.

they don't kiss. he's gay.

He also admitted they dont do oral sex and just missionary and he has to wrap like 3 times. He's also left vacations early. He once said left her behind in the Bahamas for a week and went back to his apt and spent New Years eve alone and drunk dialed fans on Twitter. But I'm pretty sure he was fucking Ralph the whole time.

In my early 20's I used to work at the modelling agency Beth was in. My coworkers couldn't believe she was dating him, everyone was grossed out haha.

$$$$$$$

Are any of the rumors pertaining to her "entertaining" rich oil sheiks on the reg true?

I dunno about that, but wouldn't be surprised,. A bunch of those models hustle on the side, especially the gay ones.

Do you have any pictures (nudes) from that time?

She’s always been odd looking. But she had no idea who Howard was when they met. The whole thing is ridiculous

that ridiculous wig to hide that grotesque grill

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Which one?

That's the joke, ya mook!

Howard looks like a Crank Yankers puppet.

A puppet? What am I, 5?

I'm on the radio...yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyh.

Nice suspenders, Urkel.

Anybody ever looked into the rumors that her story of her modelling career doesn't match up with reality and she was most likely a prostitute in Europe or the middle east?

Nobody ever gave a shit

She did some cheap department store circulars, that's about it. Her income came from hanging out in clubs in NYC which isn't bad if there are some really rich assholes in town.

IIRC, she did some Sears catalog tier modeling, at best.

There was quite a lot of speculation on this years ago on that dawgshed (previously dawgsaloon) and it was pretty much determined she never had some illustrious european modeling career.

God, I'm wasting my life.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Real models think they're special and just lay there while you fuck them. She had to keep guys that could throw her in the trash interested intellectually and sexually.

Who would you rather spend decades of your life with?

Definitely shouldn't speak of the First Lady in such a way.

Just once I want someone with a fishing rod to hook that furry thing off his head in public.

Howard, definitely Howard.

It's nice to see Mr. Ed take her pet kike out for a walk.

Howard looks almost as ghoulish as Nana. Beth was hot maybe 20 years ago.

Is Howard fully bald?

Wacky wig and stupid looking glasses, is this a new chip character?

So she just never had kids because she married howard?

The Jew.

Some guys get so rich and full of themselves that they get a "I dare you to say something about how ridiculous this looks" wig. It's really not surprising that Trump and Stern got along so well.

Look up Howard's stylist. The guy dressed Howard exactly like he dresses, it's a very weird relationship. Even with all his money, Howard wishes he was that dude.