We should turn this sub into a Hopper appreciation sub.

Any new direction seems like a good one

I'm still hoping for Jonestown.

We got to test it on the monkey first, where's the broad with the thing on her stomach?

I just read this as, "a HOOper appreciation sub", as in, the greatest stuntman alive. I got all excited.

Fuckin SSSSSSCUMBAGS tried to give me half and half with my coffee when I clearly asked for almond milk.

Posts like this make me hate myself a little less for being part of this subreddit.

Night Cawks

Droppin sum art yumah on these lil muugs - faaaawk yeah.

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I like the look of disdain that's seemingly coming from the old man working there to faggot Jim on his phone.

There's no waitresses there for Worm to creepily stare through the window at.

EVERYTHING ON THIS MENU IS EASILY OVER A THOUSAND CALORIES! I'M AN ADDICT YOU ASSHOLE!