r/opieandanthonyxyz: So there I am in Tower Two, gettin ready to start my day at H&R Block, next thing I know a fuckin plane comes flyin through the building! There’s bodies flyin through the air, I says we better get the fuck out, I wound up saving like 50 people that day! I swear ta god, Marc Maron!

So there I am in Tower Two, gettin ready to start my day at H&R Block, next thing I know a fuckin plane comes flyin through the building! There’s bodies flyin through the air, I says we better get the fuck out, I wound up saving like 50 people that day! I swear ta god, Marc Maron!

77 2019-07-19 by TheElDan

9 comments

1 aRTie02150 2019-07-19

This guy does deserve more shit. I know we give Joey Diaz a hard time for his lies (so much so that I made a sub dedicated to it) but this dude really fucked up.

It was hilarious to see it all unfold on him though. Especially him talking about it on Stern.

1 praise_st_mel 2019-07-19

Totally, he should be living exile now with Nana.

1 rahtin 2019-07-19

All the "cool kids" in the LA scene forgave him, so you can't even mention it anymore or you get shunned.

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-07-19

He went from “Oh, you’re that dude from The League,” to “Oh, you’re that asshole who lied about 9/11”

1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-19

Oh you're that dude from the League that lied about 9/11

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-19

You're both assuming anyone has ever recognized him.

1 OpieStillSucks 2019-07-19

He done lied about muh 9/11

1 Attonitus1 2019-07-19

There I was Joe Rogan, top floor of the world trade center, the morning of September 11th, I'm in the storage closet eating this little Puerto's Rican's muffler cause I got coke dick when I hear my dead mother's spirit tell me to get the fuck out of the building, this reminded me of a time when I was living in Boulder, 1985, I was robbing the house of this coke dealer named Timmy "stinky cheeks" Morelli when I heard the same voice, I didn't listen back then and next thing you know I'm cellmates with some half fag named Chico who I had to rent out to the prison gangs for coke money *hacking cough* anyway, this bitch wants me to eat her monkey but I'm like "fuck no Jack, I'm out like a doctor!" So I get out of the building and just as I do...

*whispers* Dawg...the first plane hits *whispers*

Joe Rogan I fuck you not! Next day...I find out that closet was ground zero! I can't make this shit up Joe Rogan!

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-19

So there I was Joe Rogan, sittin on a hijacked fuckin plane, jack. Bombed outta my fuckin gourd on 29 hits of acid. I was fuckin blotto on blotter Joe Rogan.

These fuckin snakes were coming outta my nostrils and everything was purple and then these guys took over the plane. I went fuckin berserk Joe Rogan. I started karate kicking and punching guys left and right. Only I was having crazy visions of the Virgin Mary and shit.

These A-rab muthafucka got the upper hand on me Joe Rogan. I started taking too much damage so I struggled with them and broke free and I fuckin ran to the emergency exit Joe Rogan.

I managed to grab a couple of their passports and then I said GERONIMO MUTHAFUCKAS and jumped out the fuckin plane Joe Rogan.

Just then I rememba, I didn't grab a fuckin parachute.

I landed- I shit you not- on a pillow factory. Fuckin walked out the front door without a scratch on me Joe Rogan.