We woke up after eatin' some grass, Joe Rogan, and see this black fuckin' obelisk like a big, square dick. We start freakin' the fuck out, jumpin' around, smashing mother fuckers with tapir bones, dawg. Then this monkey gave me her monkey. We were savages, Joe Rogan, but that's how mankind started.

66  2019-07-19 by JosefKWasArrested

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like a big, square dick

ribs hurtin' tahday

"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joey."

"Bro what the fuuuuuuuuck...."

Looks like that pic of sonic with the ring floating in front of him