3 things you'll never ever ever hear in any bar, ever:

43  2019-07-19 by squish_is_my_dog

1.) "The ladies are all over that indian guy, I can't compete with him!"

2.) "Dude, you just missed it, Anthony Cumia and Joe DeRosa were just in here day-drinking! It was awesome!"

3.) "Make sure you're here next Friday. 2U is performing and it's gonna sell out! Gonna be fuckin lit bro!!"

Thank you and have a wonderful Friday

21 comments

1  ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-19

""Jim Norton was in last night romancing another opening act. They left together."

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-19

"Jim Norton KILLED last night!"

1  throwawawyy2 2019-07-19

Sam roberts stopped by and wasnt a waste of life for 5 minutes.

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-07-19

"Joe Cumia won employee of the month"

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-19

If bar is an acronym for big apple ranch, maybe

1  throwawawyy2 2019-07-19

Joe doesnt get paid he sucks dicks for the love of the game

1  DigitechLooper 2019-07-19

Too unbelievable. Joe would have to get himself a job in the first place.

1  daveyistheman 2019-07-19

"Hold on one second sir, I just have to get AntH a glass of water"

1  SpiralStatic90 2019-07-19

"I wish they did an encore of that song about OJ"

1  TheElDan 2019-07-19

“How is that guy playing all those parts with one guitar? He sounds just like Eric!”

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-19

I think I recognize him from the local VFW

1  [deleted] 2019-07-19

[removed]

1  Hooxx4442 2019-07-19

"I wonder where that jolly Sci-Fi author is today, I really enjoy his company"

1  ClintonsEatsBabies 2019-07-19

"wow that guy looks so intense, do you I should go say hi to him? No, he doesn't like to be disturbed while writing the true Great American Novel"

1  Attonitus1 2019-07-19

He seems like such a calm and rational person who's always open to constructive criticism. He's also definitely not fat.

1  unknowkid96 2019-07-19

It starts again. How many subs may we go thru? I bet his instrgram is lit with his wokeness.

1  unwashedfezballs 2019-07-19

"I am glad I had a sexual encounter with Jim Norton"

1  illydelph 2019-07-19

...I mean yeah, a subscription to Compound Media is as expensive as Netflix, but look at everything you get with it!

1  suirogerg 2019-07-19

“Did you see Joe Cumia last week? He was in here having an Irish coffee with Carol and, no shit, he lost a lot of weight!”

1  Persianschlong 2019-07-19

Anthony just played James Brown on the jukebox

1  amotionactor 2019-07-19

“Ya know, I have a lot of respect for that Sam Roberts”