You know what, duuuuuuuuuuuuuude

118  2019-07-19 by JMueller2012

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I hear bob kelly is so fat he got a 90 pound open micer removed from his ass

”You were supposed to quit smoking and you didn’t, duuuuuuude!”

This is about my wife’s honour! My honour!

"Oh! That's his Nana!"

I BROKE MY ASS MAN

I BROKE MY ASS DUDE

HOLD MY ASS MAN

“How’s Bobby like the car?”

“He loves it. But she hasn’t driven it yet. With his knees, he has a little trouble getting into the seat.”

That's nice for Luis. His podcast network isn't tied to the god damn Chip Propcast god damn it!

”Dude! Why are you yelling at me, duuuuuuuude!”

Then it’s a good thing your podcast don’t mean oogatz to me!

I get Luis Can be Overbearing/stomping on everyone but it's his show. I prefer that over 6 Mic's all being yelled into or Bobby's levels at 10 and everyone else at 5. "Great I can't hear Colin and Vos riffing but 'Ol Bob comes in with a WAAAAAIT at 140 dBs is awesome..."

He has too many people on his podcast plus 5 more too many people.

And also the sound mixing is atrocious. I go from not being able to hear shit because they're whispering to getting my eardrums blown in as soon as Bobby emotes.

Finally, the podcast has no direction, they all just meander around picking blueburries.

Is this "corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking?

No, some other fat dead slob.

This was her only role as an actress.

I love when her fat daughter named after allergy medicine is outside the wedding reception, getting ready to leave on her honeymoon and she gives Ginny the most complimentary non-compliment ever about losing weight to fit in a dress: "You came this close to almost making your goal."

How Johnny Sack didn’t kill himself surrounded by those monsters is the biggest mystery of the show

He likes them rotund

”Rubenesque”

Zaftig

he loved them mueller

”John, would you like a cigarette?”

Boss of powerful mafia family

Controlled by fat guinea broads at home. Sounds about right.

The other daughter was hot and ended up playing the mother in How I Met Your Mother.

Then what happened?

Your mother got cancer in her cunt.

What's next, Carmine? YOU GET A BLOWJOB FOR A STEAK?!

He wants to get a blowjob from him?

Ya know what dude, my blood type is Ragu

Bobby Kelly? What he needs is his own zip code!

Ya got yer snickers Ya got yer twix Ya hunched over on the floor BOOM dude, ya gotta basement full of treats

This is off topic but remember when Paulie was caught robbing his mother’s fat friend and was obliged to strangle her to death.

That was the best thing that has ever happened on TV. God bless him.

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She was a malignant cunt.

I love how he just clumsily hides behind her bed with his feet sticking out

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The fucking deal-a-meal cards

looks like terry clifford cosplay

You know what duude, yah go into the kitchen, whip up some fruit salad, throw 7 pounds of cream on top, then boom your face in covered in basement chocolate.

This bitch dead

She has better eating habits.

Two chicks could fuck him at the same time and still never meet!