I challenge one person to show me a smaller dick than mine

Cant say Joe aint a multitasker

And one erect penis going through the urethra of his own erect penis

Dats vulga

Nothing makes you nut faster than when he looks back at you with those damn bovine eyes.

A legend...just like Eric.

Look at that dumb open mouthed stare. He looks like Hannibal Lecter just opened up the top of his head and spooned out that tiny brain of his.

ol' Spit Roast Joe