That is probably the best part of her marriage. As long as she keeps the freezer stocked with microwaveable meals, she will have a happy husband and kids.
Seriously. Doesn't get much easier than that when it comes to dinner. Then just sneak out at night and have your boyfriend take you to a nice place to eat
People that marry their highschool sweethearts are generally retarded and don't realize they can get someone better than who they thought was cool at 15. I can't imagine being married at 35 and having the same relationship "rules" that were established as teens.
I think he eats all that processed shit because its soft and his retracted gay little jaw can chew it more easily. That profile is horrible. He looks like a Bob's Burgers character.
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1 SibHashian13 2019-07-18
Can you imagine Jess making dinner for Sam and the kids? Their plates would be indistinguishable
1 realestassdude 2019-07-18
That is probably the best part of her marriage. As long as she keeps the freezer stocked with microwaveable meals, she will have a happy husband and kids.
1 daveyistheman 2019-07-18
Seriously. Doesn't get much easier than that when it comes to dinner. Then just sneak out at night and have your boyfriend take you to a nice place to eat
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-07-18
How the fuck is Sam even married in the first place?
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-18
Dude is a stud
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-07-18
by Miocene standards
1 comic631 2019-07-18
People that marry their highschool sweethearts are generally retarded and don't realize they can get someone better than who they thought was cool at 15. I can't imagine being married at 35 and having the same relationship "rules" that were established as teens.
1 SibHashian13 2019-07-18
No way on earth Sam could do better. Not possible. This was actually a smart move by him.
1 DigitechLooper 2019-07-18
Oh I don’t know, I think he could find himself a nice Bonobo and settle down in a cave somewhere.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-18
Eventually Sam’s kid is going to wonder why his Dad is still eating dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets at the age of 50
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-18
HA! Age 50! Good one
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-18
God can you imagine what that little creep will look like at 50
1 Terahite 2019-07-18
Probably like Clint Howard in Ice Cream Man
1 PatBattle1 2019-07-18
There's no age limit to eating dino nuggies brotherman. Only reason I don't eat them everyday is because the regular nuggies are cheaper!
1 absultedpr 2019-07-18
They are called TENDIES , you fucking poser!
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-07-18
His body will be 25% rubber, as part of Tyson Chicken tradition.
1 OpiesPieceXYZ 2019-07-18
“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t carry Tostino’s Pizza Rolls.”
1 MonsteRain 2019-07-18
https://youtu.be/2lPX5b9m7ro
1 ThatsSoOverrated 2019-07-18
In fairness, fuck high-end cuisine.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-18
Finally someone stickin it to delicious food. It's been riding high for too long
1 Superbad415 2019-07-18
Lmao 😂 usnername totally checks out!! 😂😂👍🏻 💀
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-07-18
Choke on a tendie
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-07-18
I hate sam.
1 TheBravestButthole 2019-07-18
i agree
1 Vawsh 2019-07-18
If it was shaped like Mick Foleys cock he'd be devouring that shit.
1 UnfunnyFaggott 2019-07-18
Sam Roberts is ugly.
1 absultedpr 2019-07-18
Hey, hey, take it down a notch. That’s not good natured fun
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-18
I think he eats all that processed shit because its soft and his retracted gay little jaw can chew it more easily. That profile is horrible. He looks like a Bob's Burgers character.
1 absultedpr 2019-07-18
His second chin is more masculine than his actual chin
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-07-18
I'd like to see Gordon Ramsay soccer kick him right in the face.