"In the Compound, no one can hear you scream"

Someone needs to photoshop Jimmy’s head on an extra-long neck coming out of Anthony’s mouth.

Jimmy's the Face Humper

This might be my favorite one yet.

If I was more of a faggedditor, I'd give you gold for this. But all I can do is blow you a kiss 💋.

I've seen some quality shit on this sub that I would buy gold for. I've been wondering what would be a good replacement. Maybe a donation to a Long Island domestic abuse charity in Nigel Igger's name?

Buy something for Terry Clifford instead. Send her flowers to the WBEE studio or something.

I hear her birthday's comin' up!

When? We should legit send her a "whoops our bad" bouquet. Like I did for the girl I had to take to Walgreens for our second date to get Plan B.

Did I get a third date? No. But it's the thought that counts. Which gets murky in the thought of Plan B. But I hats not really relevant to this Terry tale.

Now imagine Joe Cumia running Compound Media and not Keith the Crook...

I cannot imagine that Ant's canvass would have EVER turned on him, let alone Ant's legal and public troubles would have never happened in the first place.

Why does Joe not care?

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Joe gets paid by Ant for not doing a fucking thing. Why would he actually work when he can just be a fucking spit leech like he’s always been?

I can't lie to you about your finances, but...you have my sympathies.

I'm Norton, Jim Norton. I still work for the company, but don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy, genuinely, I would tell you if I wasn't.

Fantastic work, sir.

Did Sojourner Weaver get fake tits? Asking for a friend.

Looks like instead of acid you made cum drip from his mouth, thoughtful

Bovine Joe is a facehugger

*butt

- Hey Vasquez, have you even been mistaken for a man?

- No, Anthony. Have you?

This one really has set the bar very high. On a side note, alien 3 is super underrated

True, but I like the idea of the Alien coming out of a dog, and the entire Dog-Bursting scene more.

I'd keep the Director's Cut exactly the same, but switch out the dead ox with the Rottweiler, and the movie would be perfect

Imagine being a 13 year old girl and you wake up, having this 60 year old bisexual hovering and drooling all over you, asking if you want to go down to the basement to join him in sucking some trans cock. Fucking horrific.

60 year old bisexual

Oh boy i lol'd at this shit

Didn’t Anthony make a “joke” about finding Newt from aliens sexy.

Nana mostly tweets at night.

Mostly.

Looks like some of that acidic saliva splashed on his face.

Nana mostly cums at night, mostly.