You forgot:

Get obsessed w/a tranny cam whore you send thousands of dollars to, flew to a foreign country for the sole purpose of buggery, fell in love with, then cried because he speaks to his husband.

However, in Yimmys defense, would also smash.

Cancelled gigs for that

Act like a passive aggresive bitch when do hugley comes on the show and even when he offers a genuine apology for that irrelevant slight you cry about it.....and to this day have seething anger against him

Hughley’s comparing dealing with Norton to dealing with his moody wife was one of the best moments on that show.

You really got him pegged.

1. Constantly make references to scandals and controversies from years, even decades ago. “Have you heard about this attack on Pearl Harbor? Ssssssscumbags!”

Write an outraged email to your gym because they changed the sizes of smoothies

I really love your products, but I can no longer buy the smoothies. I just can't feed a turtle head and two breasts that are a little plump on a little 12 ounce smoothie.

And as far as your 16 ounce energy drinks and green nutri-boosts go, I'm not from the East Side - gym smoothies are made for baby bois to have with their oatmeal, Starbucks coffee, and egg white omelets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnb1PIkMpQg Mark Random calls out jim norton on legion of skanks for ruining comedy by cosigning and giving career to many female comics who were not only unfunny, hack and mediocre, but now push a sjw agenda, all because of norton

That wigger was so insufferable it made me like Jim

This wigger reminds me of that square headed Frunkis dude who used to post O&A videos & then tried to vlog like anyone cared about his life.

However, the faggot is correct. Jim has gone on record saying he doesn't care if his openers are good or not & considering he only brings tits on the road that he pathetically beta orbits, it's pretty much confirmed. Jim has been a launching pad for numerous untalented female comics & I hope he is eventually confronted about it.

Some of those are conspicuously fake sets of tits.

Continuing the long tradition of previous, dedicated, turned faggot O&A uploaders. Literally every single one fell for the same pitfall, except Braun and Uncle Paul.

Remember when Logan came on the sub and asked for a new hot water heater? Like Wtf, god damn.

Mark random is /pol/ the person.

He may not always be wrong but he is so hateable you want him to be

He's just the absolute fucking worst.

A piece of me dies everytime I agree that he's right.

Egg talk and lots of it

Act like a tyrant to everyone you perceive to be below you and suck the dick of everyone you perceive to be above you

This is the core of why he is a worm.

This is also what every single woman does in any industry

Jim Norton is a woman.

worman

Not that I disagree, but what is an example of Jim mistreating an underling?

I don't remember something like that happening. I hate Jim, believe me, but I can't remember him lording it over an intern or something. Unless Danny has a story we don't know about.

Jimmy, for all his faults, seems to be an egalitarian as far as it concerns employment at Sirius.

As far as sucking dick of his superiors, yeah, he's shameless in that regard.

The worm lost his shit because an intern was 10 minutes late with his precious fucking egg whites. He flipped his shit & nearly cried because a female intern rightfully thought he was creepy.

There's been a few personal anecdotes posted here, wish I had links, but one of a guy who opened for Jim & another was an audience member.

Every piece of dirt I dished was true so yes Jim Norton was one of the weirdest comics I’ve ever met and was downright rude to his openers that weren’t female. So much so has them lighted early if they are doing really well and he seems threatened. It didn’t happen to me but two of my other friends who worked with him. He was a rude little cunt to me when I worked with him twice.

believe me

Only if you're genuine.

He would tell you if he wasn’t

Daniel Ben Dovid I believe posted about Jim using Club Soda Kenny to intimidate interns that would call him out

He used to do the Crineghumor.net shows. Then he got cast in Lucky Louie and just stopped doing them, even after the show was cancelled. Was told by the owner of CH that Jim was getting too big for his britches

You forgot get legitimately angry and go off on a tirade about a hotel not having the types of pillows you like

I take it the new ones hurt his teeth?

Nigga my sides

It's supposed to be your ribs, fucking asshole

If you even casually researched 4chans, it's also sides, you twat.

Here it's "my ribs" and the time specified is "ta-day," please accept our policy move along

And getting angry at the male interns for not being honest and admitting to sucking their freind’s cocks when they were teenagers.

Tell everyone how you're madly in love with a girl who clearly has a huge cock.

This sounds more like a subtle slight against Jim Norton than like actual advice, to be honest.

ME: Where we at with the baby noises? Lil Jimmy's all in with the baby noises and spitting on the floor.

Lol.

1, 8 and 9 are so me.

Bitch and whine for two hours about the fact that Derek Jeter and the New York Yankees cared more about taking photos with attractive women than a disgusting chinless worm at a charity event, one where he stalked the players outside of the bathroom like a creep and the invitation specifically stated no pictures or autographs.

Everything you typed is gayer than /u/RapistWithHIV

I find that hard to believe.

Speaking of, whatever happened to /u/RapistWithAIDS anyway?

Won't see him no more.

AIDS.

Heard and and hated him on RAP a coupl of times. For some reason, I expected him to look like Justin Long or Jason Biggs.

Goofy fucker kind of won me over on the last quarter of his last RAP appearance.*

Something something Lamottas wife. Something Mr Hands.

That smoothie shit makes me see red every time. I hope an egg white shoots down his fuckin cunt windpipe and he can't be resuscitated