Can you guys take that table salt out of my sight? thks, it's really bad for your health you know..

He could probably bond with Hitler over being a neurotic freak.

I believe the nazis had a certain way of dealing with the homosexuals and lazy people

I'm sure there was a lot of fucking and sucking going on in the Waffen SS.

I heard your motherland was killed. Could you talk about that? Something about the Jews stabbing in the back?

Did the motherland mother fuck you?

So you suffered an injury during a gas attack in the war. Go!

Trust Morton to turn an interesting conversation with the Führer into degenerate sex acts.