How did you get access to his pornhub history?

I'm afraid I can't upvote this until you include Leon The Profession

It’s there.

What about that harrowing thriller Hard Candy, about a stuck up bitch terrorizing a hard working white man after he bought her a coffee!

HA! The castration scene was actually well done. I hated her from the second I started watching it. The hero was an ultra faggot though.

He'd fuck the shit out of and decapitate that chick from The Lovely Bones and then bury her in a safe down a sinkhole HARD AS FUCK.