"My AR15 has NEVER KILLED ANYONE. Ever. I pray it will never have to." Joe, it's an inanimate FUCKING OBJECT

16  2019-07-17 by Vawsh

46 comments

"Angry and retarded boomer types long-winded nonsense letter to retarded teenager that will never see it or know who said boomer is"

I think "Now THERE'S is a weapon..." is my new favourite Joeism.

It's his go to line at the Big Apple.

At least Joe's mother will be able to see his political pontificating....

....wait. Never mind.

Harry Truman dropped the bombs? wtf I hate democrats now.

How psychotic does your hatred for a political party have to be that your go-to insult is "democrat"? Yes, Joe, Truman was a Democrat 70 years ago and this is completely relevant to today because times do not change and neither do parties. Truman is literally AOC. You really got 'em. I swear to God he's the dumbest fucking guy on earth.

I dont know. The democrats are more racist than Republicans still, they just changed the methods to keep blacks from running off the plantation.

Republicans are of the opinion that blacks know how to get to the DMV, can use the internet and know how to shop for food. Dems think blacks are retarded children who need their hand held

You’re pathetic.

Lol. Disprove any of it. Ill be here...

That’s not even the point. Who gives a fucking shit. You just Joe’d-out and started ranting about the democrats like a stupid old boomer.

I want to be just like you. Get all excited for the new comic book movies... wear skinny pre-faded jeans and sniff my own farts with my non-binary spirit partner.

You’re embarrassing.

What else?

You're also stupid and boring. Probably ugly too.

Don’t forget fat and gay

Hahaha "joe'd-out". That's my new favorite term.

Ok, fine. I'm going to do this. Apologies in advance; please skip this post unless you're the cretin I'm responding to.

I dont know.

This is very true.

The democrats are more racist than Republicans still, they just changed the methods to keep blacks from running off the plantation.

This is idiot propaganda that you have bought with your wooden nickel-intelligence. Just as sweeping proof of how stupid this is, please see the fact that Republicans are, by a staggering and overwhelming number, white. Or do you think minorities are too stupid to realize how "racist" democrats are when they vote in droves for them?

Republicans are of the opinion that blacks know how to get to the DMV, can use the internet and know how to shop for food. Dems think blacks are retarded children who need their hand held

Democrats absolutely believe in the intelligence of minorities and blacks. Do they use minorities as props sometimes? Sure. Are they perfect? Not even close. But seeing how something like voter ID laws (which is what I think your main point is) affect minorities and the poor more than any other group, they are against them. Is it because they think "blacks" don't "know how to get to the DMV"? No. It's because they see that "voter fraud"--which does not exist in any statistical sense--is yet another way the GOP is attempting to disenfranchise people. Poor people have much more difficulty taking time off work (and losing that money) and hauling their asses down to the DMV to pay for an ID (hint: this is a poll tax) than do affluent people.

For the love of God, stop reading and watching conservative propaganda and live in reality for a minute. Ask yourself, if Democrats are racist, than why do 84% of black people identify as minimum "lean Democrat"? And also note that that's true despite black people being somewhat socially conservative on the whole.

And by the way, I didn't even touch the myriad tangible and blatant ways in which the Republican party, particularly in the last five years have been racist. This is just one issue that you raised, and you're 180 degrees off from reality. Goddamn, you are a rube.

Poor people have much more difficulty taking time off work (and losing that money) and hauling their asses down to the DMV to pay for an ID (hint: this is a poll tax) than do affluent people.

If they're too incapable of taking half a day to pick up an ID, maybe they shouldn't be voting in the first place?

That's basically the inherent racism of white liberals that they can't see- they assume minorities are too poor and or too stupid to acquire what would be a $10 ID (they also realize an ID would completely fuck up their voter rolls). Their pretend care is entirely cynical. Minorities don't have money or the resources to fill out an application, get a picture taken, and pay $10 for something- but remember, there's strength in diversity, right? Even when some of tbe diverse part of the community can't find their balls with both hands or rub two nickels together.

Zzzzz. You believe that shit, huh? Liberals have controlled urban areas- minorities for fucking decades, but yet still complain about the same fucking problems that plague black communities- crime, welfare, education, wage gaps, imaginary racism and the last goes on. Beating the same drum for fucking 30 years. Bitching about that shit in the 60's-80's? Okay. Bitching about from the 90's-2020's? Shut the fuck up already and do something about instead of blaming successful people for your problems.

Why are asian communities not plagued by the same issues that black communities are plagued by (even though they come here with a language and generally fuck all for assets)? Atleast some minorities are waking up and not voting lockstep (D). Maybe Democrats will have to actually show up and campaign in certain urban areas instead of just merely showing up- I also love when white dudes try to give a fucking sermon in how racist Republicans are and just casually brush over the fact that the South was controlled via a stranglehold by Democrats until the late 1970's and 1980's- there was no fuckimg party flip, you absolute retard. The person/president who forced the South to desegregate its schools and did so using mitary force was a Republican and pretty fucking conservative.

Trump is an obese goober with massive flappy man teats. Are you properly aroused now???

People dropping nuclear bombs in schools, churches, movie theaters... when is someone going to step in and regulate their use??? This is insanity!

"Now THERE'S is a weapon"

To be fair, his AR15, while being an inanimate object, is probably more intelligent than he is.

What long winded, grammatically incoherent way of saying the phrase “guns don’t kill people. People kill people.”

While I hate David hogg, Joe is still a wind bag

Go be a dimwitted, doddering old man. You're much better at that than being a badass, genius biker.

Because looking at things logically is what he does.

I want to see David Hogg beat the shit out of this old man.

Truman was commander in chief of the US army, in which Joe claims to have served. Joe is basically calling him a murderer and saying WWII should have carried on until it just kinda sorted itself out.

Hogg is creepy fuck, tho

Holy shit he just gets more retarded every day.

He's gonna need a new caps lock soon too, holy mackerel he is hammering the fuck outta that thing.

Dude sacrificed his life for this country. Cut him a break bro

Can joe do anything right?

He knows how to find his mouth and put food in it.

Grift his little brother?

Europe is gay but at least they don’t have to worry about shootings that much

"The AR-15 is designed to kill as many people as possible" WRONG! As a former cosplayer (both military and music) who's watched his brother play Call of Duty badly...

Isn't the AR-15 just the semi-automatic version of the M-16 - a gun literally designed for the US military to kill as many people as possible? As in, the US put out a tender to replace their old rifles, and the M-16 won against all the other competitors; and now it's the second most popular firearm platform in the world, after the AK-47?

All brojoe had to do was call Hogg a crooked mouthed chimp and instead he cranks out a 2000 word diatribe he probably plagiarised from an NRA pamphlet

You probably think this is just the inane ramblings of an angry boomer but you have to read between the lines:

WRONG DOZENS EXACT WEAPON IN FRONT OF WRONG "WHO'S BEHIND IT" NEVER KILLED ANYONE BEHIND THE WEAPON FOR THE WEAPON PEOPLE THAT LOOK TO KILL OTHER INNOCENT PEOPLE HOGG THERE'S WILL "AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE" DEMOCRAT BTW

AR-15? Is that a fifteen inch anal reamer?

Old faggot hates young faggot. Way she goes.

Joe is an inanimate fucking object.

Joe's and inanimate fucking object