"Pull that up. Look, it's a chicken...a literal chicken...descended over millions of years from DINOSAURS, dude. And it's crossing the...whoa...dude! That chicken crossed the road! It's like he KNEW there was another side! Man!"
But in a way, we're the chicken maaan. And also, the chicken is really just a way for aliens to see your insides, so only eat elk IMPORTANT The elk always needs to look underseasoned and undercooked, it's imperative to feed the intestinal worm colony the alien overlords use to spy on us. Bob Lazereyes Lazar was right, maaaan.
15 comments
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-07-17
It’s the Heavy Starch Keeeed
1 Brandonberg86 2019-07-17
Have you ever had DMT?
1 Poo-U 2019-07-17
This is him greeting the audience.
1 J-Bradley1 2019-07-17
As long as he shouts it, with an over-the-top maniacal expression, it's "Funny"
1 CordouroyStilts 2019-07-17
He's going for Kinison
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-17
WHAT IF AN ALIEN FUCKED A CHIMPANZEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
1 bigbird911 2019-07-17
Him and Norton should do a two man show.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-07-17
They'd need that bagel fuck to equal one though.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-17
Same with all of his favorite underlings.
1 theopesterdidsumcoke 2019-07-17
I despise this try hard faggot.
1 ConspiracyModsRFags 2019-07-17
humps stool
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-07-17
I hate that I actually liked his “Joe Rogan Live” special from ‘06.
Discovered Stanhope the following year and it was “game over” for Rogan.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-17
"Pull that up. Look, it's a chicken...a literal chicken...descended over millions of years from DINOSAURS, dude. And it's crossing the...whoa...dude! That chicken crossed the road! It's like he KNEW there was another side! Man!"
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-07-17
But in a way, we're the chicken maaan. And also, the chicken is really just a way for aliens to see your insides, so only eat elk IMPORTANT The elk always needs to look underseasoned and undercooked, it's imperative to feed the intestinal worm colony the alien overlords use to spy on us. Bob Lazereyes Lazar was right, maaaan.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-17
I hate everything about Joe Rogan.