Why is every single person named Joe - without exception - an absolute retard?

7  2019-07-17 by ILoveWhores69

Is naming your son Joe some sort of ancient curse?

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Just think about what kind of retard comes up with the most unimaginative name when naming their child. Joseph is a 33 year old creeper who kidnapped a 12 year old girl, trafficked her across state lines to Bethlehem, raped her in a manger but then claimed he wasn’t the father when the baby Jesus was born. Immaculate conception. . Sssssssssssuuuuuuuuure. That’s the Joe these retarded mothers are naming their kids after.

I heard Jesus came back when he was 14 and fucking knocked Joe the fuck out and peed on him.

Edgy.

The truth only seems edgy to believers of fairytales.

Lol, even edgier! You remind me of that r/atheism guy that was screenshotting his own quotes. I don't have any belief in religion, but can see a guy trying really hard a mile away.

Joe Cumia

Joe Pietaro

Joe Matarese

Joe(y) Diaz

Fuck, you're onto something here.

Rogan

Vurry good. Shit, how could I forget about that miniature 'mo?

Counter example: Joe Piscopo

I was gonna do somethin' for ya tonight & I'm gonna ask ya stay wit me...

What are some of them other Joes we got?

Devito

as musty as Elon Musk at dusk

I can't think of one person named Joe who I don't despise

Pesci?

Pantoliano?

https://i.redd.it/qlorvjcndmx11.jpg

"I'm here to Fuckin' amuse you??"

It's a simple name for simple boys

Either retarded or fat.

I have an uncle Joe who’s wife cheated on him with his boss. Good guy but I see a pattern here