I swear I ain't foolin when I say I'm pretty sure someone already did this bit

DELIVER UNTO US YOUR NEWESTNAPKIN DRAWRING YOU SWEET LOVABLE SON OF A BITCH

I googled "Ariana Grande's butthole gif" and I was equally disappointed.

Turns out that singing hooer doesn't show everyone her butthole.

Bitch it's 2019.

Like, if I've already seen and busted over 100 nuts to Miley's little brown turdcutter, your rumor of a turdcutter pic isn't gonna make me splurt.

Nigga, you have posted almost 50 times within the last hour. Many of which are responses to yourself. We're all very concerned about you and would like you to consider checking yourself into your local nervous hospital a la Danny Ross.

Haven't you been locked up in a nut hut yourself? Now you follow this guy around?

Yeah when I was like 20 I lost my shit pretty hard. I have regained my shit and stay pretty level-headed.

Semen on your keyboard?

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Mossberg- such lovely actions

I hope you don't have access to a shotgun.

As for you, the portly porn star, you’d be best to keep your opinions secret as playing your hand openly may leave you vulnerable to gingivitis.

I'll leave you loopy motherfuckers to it.

I’d prefer sugar crisp myself personally

One of them's going to hold up a spork any second

You say these words as if they have such profound meaning but the truth of the matter is they are not true and they will never be.