Guys like this I just hit with an item they can't explain to authorities.

"So then the guy hit you with a stegosaurus scale?"

Yes I goddamn did but let's see you legally force me to admit it.

You can't.

You're so lucky I accidentally Cumia'd my post

”Fuck you too, bitch.”

I’ve always thought this actor would make an excellent Batman

The king of fake moustaches

I don't know what that means, but it's HILARIOUS.

*crickets

deep roy