Self-Aware Sam: "Maybe I should just go bald instead of convincing myself my hair looks normal. And what was I thinking with my current diet?! I need to eat healthier and treat people with more respect so I can be a good role model for my kid!"

17  2019-07-16 by TR4UM4T1Z3D

3 comments

1  CiviliansCivilian 2019-07-16

Unfortunately, his chicken tendies diet irreversibly hastened the loss of his beloved Jew fro. The diet of a neglected child prematurely ages you.

1  Ranger_Drumpf 2019-07-16

How does Jussie look so much better than me, we’re the same mix, right?

1  deep_legal_shit 2019-07-16

his dna is damaged