Things that are not weird, according to Jim Norton

10  2019-07-15 by SirSodomy

Getting fucked by a girl using a strap on

Having sex with transsexuals

Wanting to watch your girl get fucked by strange men

“It’s not weird!” Convincing argument, Jim.

16 comments

Getting a dildo shoved up your ass isn't gay if it's a girl doing it to you dude. SNIFFFF. Genuinely I'd tell you if it was.

Being forced to suck an older boys dick is normal and everyone has done it? What? You said you haven’t? Shut up you lying homo

Remember being a little boy and letting bullies piss in your mouth? WHADDAYA MEAN YOU DON'T?? EVERYONE HAS HAD GAY BOYHOOD EXPERIENCES DUDE!!

Only preferring clits that look like dicks and pussy lips that look like big deflated ballsacks, not "weird".

Repeat after me: IT’S. NOT. WEIRD.

Case closed.

Sniffing the toilet paper after you wipe your Ass

https://youtu.be/oyMDien-gtA

(13:14)

Repugnant faggot

I dunno fellas, those things all seem a little weird.

It’s not.

Before I accept your refutation of my ideas I will need to know how a person earns knighthood for sodomy.

And getting molested as a kid

Not having a series of pre-pubescent homosexual experiences, however, is inconceivably weird.

Jumping out of fear at the sight of a glass of Guinness going past your peripheral view

“That’s weird Jim.”

“That’s not weird.” -Jim

I get annoyed listening to clips of him getting called out for shit and him just saying the opposite of whatever that person says and then saying “I would tell you if it was/I did etc...” He would “destroy” somebody if they tried to do that shit to him in an argument.

I like how some worthless faggot is downvoting all these posts. I know it isn’t Jim because he has so many other things to do on his phone, he doesn’t have time for Reddit

Which is sad, because that means somebody is a fan of Norton in 2019 l o fucking l

Unfollow your friends on Twitter because they refused to do yet another fail Morton project