r/opieandanthonyxyz: So dis bitch calls me over, Joe Rogan. Says she's fuckin' pregnant, so I marry her. I'm old school like dat. Anyways, this thing comes out lookin' like a fuckin skinless dead rabbit. And then, swear on my mother's eyes Joe Rogan, my head falls off and they turn it into a fuckin erasah!

So dis bitch calls me over, Joe Rogan. Says she's fuckin' pregnant, so I marry her. I'm old school like dat. Anyways, this thing comes out lookin' like a fuckin skinless dead rabbit. And then, swear on my mother's eyes Joe Rogan, my head falls off and they turn it into a fuckin erasah!

19 2019-07-15 by UnemployedOpie

6 comments

1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-07-15

Swear to god, Joe Rogan, this lady in the radiator, she got dese fuckin cheeks, Joe Rogan, she takes me into the radiator and lets me eat her surreal hellworld monkey, Joe Rogan.

1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-15

You evah heard someone singin' about heaven, Joe Rogan? It's unbelievable

1 rdoran93 2019-07-15

don’t let anybody fuckin tell you everything isn’t fine up there, joe rogan

1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-15

And the truth is, you got your fuckin good shit Joe Rogan, and I got mine.

1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-15

So there I was Joe Rogan, working at my fuckin' shit convenience store job, I tell you Joe Rogan I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TA BE THERE THAT DAY! So here I am Joe Rogan, me and this guy I worked with would shoot shit about movies and fuck with these stoner gentiles I knew in those days, and you know what happens? I learned in the middle of fuckin' work that my girlfriend sucked 37 DICKS JOE ROGAN!!!

"Woah man, woooaaah... In a row?"

1 ImGully 2019-07-15

10/10