So there I was, Joe Rogan. Crawlin around in some godforsaken sewer wit my tree bruddahs. Swear on my muddah. We got dis fuckin radioactive goop all over us. Den a fuckin sewer rat DIS BIG starts teachin us karate. Years go by, we're fuckin fighting Oroku Saki

0  2019-07-15 by JoeCumiasFryingPan

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Oh, none of you fuckers like Ninja Turtles? I fuckin slaved ALL DAY over a hot cell phone keyboard to make this shit Joe Rogan. I googled Shredder's real name. I found a gif of Diaz flailing ineffectively. What more do you monsters want?