r/opieandanthonyxyz: About to boof friend's urine for a pre-employment drug test

1 yevyoyevyo 2019-07-15

You should just delete your app and never post here again

1 Death2Everyone 2019-07-15

What app?

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-15

Putting things up your ass is gay.

Best of luck.

1 Death2Everyone 2019-07-15

Since when

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15

That's the spirit

1 telav 2019-07-15

Being a cashier doesn’t warrant saying “I work at a Fortune 500 company”. Also, you’re unfunny and faggot.

1 Death2Everyone 2019-07-15

I still love you

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15

Got eem

1 telav 2019-07-15

Correction, I watch ebz the meme rapper.

1 Death2Everyone 2019-07-15

He cut me off when Driving and tried to fight me once

1 Narc3119 2019-07-15

i used to use hot hands hand warmers, a stick on aquarium thermometer and an iv bag. they sell all that stuff on amazon.

1 floatingoften 2019-07-15

Yes I always get a small miniature liquor bottle and rinse it out well. I wrap it with a hand warmer and stash it in my sock or waste band and go take the test. Passed so many drugs screens this way.

1 Death2Everyone 2019-07-15

well, I failed. Went to the CVS around 7:30 AM (open 24 hrs) they did not sell hand warmers. Tried to warm it up with my heater in the car, got to the place and they immediately asked for another sample as it wasn't at temp.

Told me I had 3 hrs and had to remain inside or it would be deemed as a fail. Obviously wasn't for a fortune 500 company so I'm not sweating it -- definitely will just quit and if I still pop hot I'll try the hand warmers.

TLDR: I suck and failed

1 floatingoften 2019-07-15

Damn. I always keep extra hand warmers at home I order online because sometimes they are only available during the winter at certain stores. One time I couldn't find any and used a thermometer and a car heater but the handwarmers are definitely the way to go. You can order them online and I keep some clean piss in my freezer in case of emergency. Sorry to hear about that bud.

1 Death2Everyone 2019-07-15

well, I failed. Went to the CVS around 7:30 AM (open 24 hrs) they did not sell hand warmers. Tried to warm it up with my heater in the car, got to the place and they immediately asked for another sample as it wasn't at temp.

Told me I had 3 hrs and had to remain inside or it would be deemed as a fail. Obviously wasn't for a fortune 500 company so I'm not sweating it -- definitely will just quit and if I still pop hot I'll try the hand warmers.

TLDR: I suck and failed

1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-15

what drugs you take?

1 Death2Everyone 2019-07-15

good old mary jane

1 suirogerg 2019-07-15

Ask Joey Diaz

About to boof friend's urine for a pre-employment drug test

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