r/opieandanthonyxyz: Self Aware Norton: “In retrospect, I see that bringing attractive women with me on tour in the deluded hope that we’d become romantically involved is not the best approach, and frankly, comes off as a creepy abuse of power. Relationships should happen organically and not through a contrived ruse.”

Self Aware Norton: “In retrospect, I see that bringing attractive women with me on tour in the deluded hope that we’d become romantically involved is not the best approach, and frankly, comes off as a creepy abuse of power. Relationships should happen organically and not through a contrived ruse.”

57 2019-07-15 by mooglestheory

12 comments

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-15

chews on a sliver of almond with a dab of dijon mustard on it

1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-07-15

SLOW DOWN

1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-15

Has half a wine gum and enters into the 4th dimension.

1 NortonsGapingAsshole 2019-07-15

He just needs to unwind with a cold one, maybe he’ll mellow the fuck out and be semi normal

1 redditsipowillsuck 2019-07-15

That'd be awesome if he started drinking again and realized what he had been missing, but then over did and died suddenly.

1 PFCBloodFart 2019-07-15

That explains that chick he had open at the Orlando improv.

1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-15

"Organically, like when you pay a huge-dicked Nordic he/she to plow your asshole into complete uselessness. Tee-hee, I just let out another gasser from my ruined rectum."

1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-07-15

Norton would be such a metoo if he were famous.

1 mooglestheory 2019-07-15

We just can’t believe we could have been so wrong about a person, ya know?

1 mooglestheory 2019-07-15

We just can’t believe we could have been so wrong about a person, ya know?

1 tjdon 2019-07-15

When I saw him he had Whitney Cummings with him. Boy did she leave him in the dust. Even better she gives Howard full credit for her success

1 ScarletNumbered 2019-07-15

As did Fat Amy