Sam is about 5 10 isn't he? He looks like Stephen Merchant here

Not even

This looks like a Smallest Faggot competition.

i would have imagined ''biggest''

Takes all kinds

His deformed HGH skull is all I see when I look at him. All his mom had to do was make him eat properly.

Let's find out what Great Sauce Media is and then make sure it consistently outperforms whatever Compound Media is supposedly doing.

I don't think we have to do anything to make that the case.

I love it when a plan comes together

https://greatsaucemedia.com

Check out their website. I think they may actually be in cahoots with CP Media.

Great Sauce Media has access to Youtube Spaces studios in NYC. Allowing Great Sauce Media access to professional sets AND professional equipment for all our clients upon request

...they're bragging about having access to rental gear.

Compound couldn't book bagel guy.

The bagel douche guy is doing a press tour??

Just wait till you see the Sarah McLachlan PSAs

Bagel Bites is about the level of guest they can get

I'd bet he is now repped by Lainie

Look at Norton just straining to achieve height. Way to embrace who you “really are”, stupid.

This is a fantastic observation. He doesn't want us to make twin jokes.

You don’t think their company is called Great Saliva Sauce Media?

“I just got interviewed by a Worm and a Neanderthal, and still was the shortest in the room. And THATS OK?!?”

I hope sam gets into a minor altercation with a stranger and dies from his injuries.

Haha I’ve actually imagined this exact scenario before. Like a scene from Final Destination.

Nice Anderson Silva sweatshirt in the middle of July. U know he’s wearing that to cover his re-emerging tits

I wanna drag that faggot figurine behind my car, then leave his spagettied torso back on Long Island.

Literally the only time in life that Sam could feel like an Alpha Male. Too bad he needed HGH to be 5’8.

Great looking T-shirt tho

This is the most ridiculous photo I've seen in a while. I know this comment has been made a million times recently, but I can't tell if this shit is photoshopped or not.

Pretty obviously 'shopped. Sam has a beard made out of hastily shopped pubic hair from a 70s whack-mag and, although you can see the imprint of the phone in his pocket, his penis is unable to be seen.

I love the subtle changes that you dont notice until later.

I wanna see that guy next to Rogan.